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thought of the day
kabi yeh mut socho k tmhare girlfrd ne tmhey kitna romantic sms bheja hey.
hamesha socho usey kis ney bheja hey.
SmS KinG
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yeh mere kahani...??
yeh mere kahani...??
bakee kul sunao ga...heheh
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U knw wt?
U r un4getbl..
U knw y?
Cz u r so sweet..
U knw hw?
In ur own simple ways
u make me feel special..
U knw wen?
Snce d day we bcame FRIENDS..:-)
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Galileo used small lamp 2 stdy.
Graham Bel usd candle 2 stdy.
Shakespare usd street light 2 stdy.
Mjhy ye smjh nai ata
"Saley din ma makhi marty thy kia?''''
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KHABARDAR!
"MOHABAT"sehat k liye muzir ha. Tabiat zyada kharab ho to (SHADI) kijiye.
Tamam sms "WALDAIN" ki pohanch se dor rkhye
"VIZART-E-ISHQ Hakomat-e-dil.
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U know my engagemnt is fixed
Its after 73 days
Surprised!
After 73 days its 1st april n u r the first fool of this year.:-D
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BaThRooM SoNgS:
LooSe MoTioN: RuK RuK RuK ArAy BaBa RuK!
QaBz: EK bAr Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaa Jaa!
GaS TrOubLe: HaWa HaWa E HaWa KhUsHbU LuTa De.. :-
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Tamam bewaqufon ko ittela di jati hy...
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Tum to aise dekh rhe ho jese ye ittela tumhare liye ho
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Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PeshAwAr Kahan Hai...!
Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!
Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!
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Teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani hai ?
student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?
then he says: madam the answer is 80 ltrs.
teacher: u are right! tumhe kaise pata?
student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.. ;->
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If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???
then...
then....
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look in the Dictionary... ;->
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eik aadmi : ''''abe tera mobile number kabse dial kar raha hun...
bar bar switched off bol raha hai''''
Dusra aadmi : Abee, woh mera ''HELLO TUNE'' hai . . . ;->
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Y did Shahrukh khan change his luk evrytime he tried a new watch..?
Coz "HAR GHARI BADAL RAHI HAI ROOP ZINDAGI" . . . ;->
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Dekh0 bacho apnay mulk k halaat.
kahin h0 rahay hain dhamakay to kahin pr rhay hain faqay.
isi lye kehtay hain
bachay 2 hi achay
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Positive Thinking:
Poem: little bird in the sky,dropping potty on ur eye,
you dont worry,
you dont cry,
Thank to god..that elephant dont fly..
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