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Winter is going 2 start...
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..
Go to hell..
Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi..
Mamon... ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
192 chars (2 sms)
Ek bacha dorta howa ghar aya aur maa se kaha: hamare parosi kis kadar garib hai un k bache ne ek rupe ka sika nigal liya hai aur wo sub ro rahe hai... ;->
158 chars (1 sms)
Ek Roz Roshni K Hazaro''n Sitaare Honge
Aap Ki Aankhon Main Haseen Nazare Hohge
Qayamat K Din Jab Aap Ka Mobile Check Kia Jaye Ga
Tou Sab Se Ziada Sms Humare Honge .... ;->
185 chars (2 sms)
Arz Kia Hai
Soch Samajh K Na Ki Jis Ne Shaadi
Us Ne Jeevan Bigar Liya
Aur
Samajh K Ki Jisne Shaadi
Us Ne Bhi Kia Ukhaar Lia .... ;->
156 chars (1 sms)
New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Elements :
Element Name : WOMAN
Symbol : WO
Atomic Weight : DON''T EVEN DARE TO ASK .
Physical Properties : GENERALLY BOILS AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLS WHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNSTABLE . Possesses Strong Affinity For Gold , Silver , Platinum , Diamond & Precious Stones.
Volatile When Alone
406 chars (3 sms)
BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.
151 chars (1 sms)
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
Ye tareeqa hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.
159 chars (1 sms)
How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!
133 chars (1 sms)
BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.
GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya?
BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se
141 chars (1 sms)
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao ......... ;->
140 chars (1 sms)
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90%
of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!... ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
Memon ke ghar twins peda hue..
Kisi dost ne kaha: "Mubarak ho do do bache hue hain."
Memon: "Arrey yaar bas ek kaafi tha magar
tumhari bhabhi ko bhi na fzool kharchi krne ki aadat hai." ;->
196 chars (2 sms)
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn''t report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife..... ;->
146 chars (1 sms)
Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kia Hai
Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kisay Kehte Hai
Tum Kia Jano
Gum Kia Cheez Hai
Tum Ne Tou Hamesha
Thoook Se Hi Lifafa Chipkaya Hai ....
202 chars (2 sms)
I''d Much Rather Be A Woman Than A Man.
Women Can Cry . . .
They Can Wear Cute Clothes . . .
And
They Are The First To Be Rescued Off Of Sinking Ships . . . ;->
176 chars (2 sms)