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1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya
Aur 1 Hour K Baad Nikla.
Bahr Betha Huwa Jamadar Bola
20 Rupe Bhai G
Admi Bola: Bhai Mai Bathroom Mai Betha Tha
Net Cafe Mai Nahe:-P
167 chars (2 sms)
KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia
Or Taavaan K Lye Sticker Pe Ye Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:
10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neche Pohnchado?
Aur Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejdia.
2sre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gya To Usy Pese Milgye
Or Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:
Khuda Qasam
Pese Ka Gam Nai,
Gam Is Bat Ka Hy K
KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Looota ;-
314 chars (2 sms)
Jootha Peenay Se Mohabbat
Barhti Hai Pappu . . .
Yeh Keh Ker Woh Kameena
Meri Sari Pepsi Pee Gaya :P ;->
117 chars (1 sms)
Zarori Elaan
City Mein 7 Khudkush Hamla Awar
Dakhil Ho Chuke Hein!
Agar Ap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki
Salamti Chahte Hain,
To
Unki Lambi Umer
K Liye Dua Farmain...
177 chars (2 sms)
1 Admi Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gaya.
Murghi Ne Dekhlia..
Murghi Ne Admi K Moo Par
Zor Se Thappar Marte Hue
Kaha:
Begherat Tujhe Dena Pare To Ehsaas Ho... ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
68 chars (1 sms)
Neend Ki Goli Kha Lo
Acha Rahy Ga
Socho''n Se Jaan Chura Lo
Acha Rahy Ga
Bachi Tou Tum Se
Phansti Nhi Koi
Sab Larkyo''n Ko Behan Bana Lo
Acha Rahy Ga ... ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
Pathan:
Yaar Mere Pass Paise Nhi Hyn
Mjhe Ghar Lena Hy Kia Karo''n ?
Dost: Tou Bnk Se Loan Le Lo!
Pathan:
Loan Tou Le Lo Mgr
Hum Ko Srf Cotto Pehan''ne
Ki Aadat Hy ... ;->
186 chars (2 sms)
op 8 Reasons
Why Someone Wants
To Be A Doctor ...
1- I Hate 2 Sleep
2- I Lyk 2 Stay In Study 4ever
3- Nobody Can Read My Hand Writing
4- My Father Has Extra Money
5- I''ve Njoyed My Life Enuf
6- I Can''t Live Widout Tension
7- I Wana Pay 4 My Sin In Dis Wrld
8- I Dun Wana Marry B4 35 yrs ... ;->
312 chars (2 sms)
Science Teacher :
" Agar Koi Lari Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss
Kro , Foran Theek Ho
Jayegi ... "
Student:
"Magar , Sir Usay Behosh
Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Kitney Masoom Hain Is Shehar K Log. . .
Khud Paadd Mar K Poochtey
Hain Bo0 Kahan Se A Rahi Hai..
107 chars (1 sms)
Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai
Par Wo Nahi Kha Rahi Pata Hai Kyun?
Kyun K Wo Naak Ka Ch0oha Hai...
128 chars (1 sms)
; ; ; ; ; ;
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SpeciAL TEA
1 MerE LiyE
Or
Doosri
B
MErE LiyE...
Tujko ChAhyE Tu Apni BAnA k P ;->
Mufte :p
156 chars (1 sms)
V Like Each Other Bcz
U Think Im Nice
I Think U R Nice
U Think Im Cool
I Think U R Cool
U Think Im Sweet
I Think U R Sweet
U Think Im Smart
I Think U R Rite ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
Ek Sawal
Dimagh Se Jawab Dena
Ek Pathan K 3 Bachy Hen
Dosry Ka Nam Pinto Hy Tu
Phele Ka Or Tesray Ka Kya Nam Hoga
Shocho
Nai Pata
Pin-1
Pin-2
Pin-3 ;->
182 chars (2 sms)