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Patient (Wakeel):Janab Ab Main Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?
Doctor:Meri Fees K
Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain....>
116 chars (1 sms)
There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...
It''s called Marriage ... ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
GOVT KE TARAF SAY AHAM ILAN
BALOCHISTAN MAIN EARTHQUICK KO
MUTARMA BENZAIR KE KHEDMATE KAY ATRAF MAIN IS KA NAME
BENZAIR EARTHQUICK KA NAME DE DEYA GAYA HAI
GEO BHUTTO
180 chars (2 sms)
Maine Aaj Khwab Mai
Aap Ko 1 Naye Rup Me
Dkha
- Jo Har Insaan k Kaam
Aane Wala
- Jo Har Kisi Ka Bojh
Uthane Wala
- Jo Har Waqt Maar
Khane Wala
In Shrt
Ek Gadhe K Rup Me Dekha ;->
218 chars (2 sms)
A Boy Sat On A Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly Into Space,
Whn Suddenly An Old Woman
Sitting Opposite Said
''Its No Good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, I''m Stone Deaf'' ;->
187 chars (2 sms)
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->
156 chars (1 sms)
Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->
156 chars (1 sms)
Man 1:
"I m Alwayz Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Bussiness."
Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"
Man 1:
"I''ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ..." ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
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Everyone Knows
"The Mercedes bends" ;->
187 chars (2 sms)
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?
Because
If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
aj raat 2 bar 11 baje ge or 2 bar 12 kon kehta hai k guzra waqt dobara hath nhi ata arey pakistan mai sab possible hai yar geo zardari
135 chars (1 sms)
(Shortest Joke)
Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: Same To You :-D
63 chars (1 sms)
Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...
Beta Kiya Tm Kuch Parh Rahe Ho?
Beta: Nahi Papa
Kiya Tm Kuch Likh Rahe Ho?
Beta: Nahi Papa Main Kuch Soch Raha Hun
Baap: Toh Phr Ye Aienak Utar Do
Tmhri Fazool Kharchi Mje Dobo De Gi . . ;->/-D
239 chars (2 sms)
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote
"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him
Rs 81 Back N Wrote
"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"
170 chars (2 sms)