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Teacher:
Marne Se Pehle “Tarzan” K Aahri Alfaaz Kia Thay . . .? ? ?
Student:
Trazan Said: " Ye Kis Kuttay K Bachay Ne Darakht Pe Greace Lagai Thi " ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .
1. Haath Me Mobile Ho Ga
2. Angutha Button Par Ho Ga
3. Msg Parh KeR Hanse Ga
4. Phr Soche Ga Kis Ko Frwrd Karun . . . ;->
198 chars (2 sms)
An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . .
Teacher : Where Is Ur HomeWork ? ? ?
Student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid Who Said:
"U Weren''t The Best Teacher In School" ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .
Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan Sahab Kia Hua ?
Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->
195 chars (2 sms)
Galat Nazar Se Dekho Ge
Tou Har Taraf Kharabi Nazar Aayegi . . .
Sahi Nazar Se Dekho Ge
Tou Har Sundar Larki
Tumhain
Tumhari
Bhabhi Nazar Aayegi . . . ;->
187 chars (2 sms)
2008 Ka Faqeer :
Baji Bhooka Hoon ALLAH K Waste Khana De Do . . .
Baji: Baad Main Aana Abhi Khaana Bana Rahi Hoon . . .
Faqeer: Mera Mobile No. Likh Lo . . .
Jab Khana Ban Jaye Tou Sms Ker Dena ;->
209 chars (2 sms)
Judge ( Chor Se ) : Maalik K Hote Huey Tum Ne Ghar Main Chori Kaise Ki . . . ?
Chor ( Sharmate Huey) : Aap Seekh Ker Kia Karain Ge Sahab . . . ;->
153 chars (1 sms)
Wat''s the similarity between
U & a bottle of pepsi....
Sweet,
cool,
good,
easily available
And
Biggest similarity...
Dhakkan. . .
201 chars (2 sms)
American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.
Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->
156 chars (1 sms)
Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."
Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"
Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->
283 chars (2 sms)
Few excellent
FRIENDs
Are Better
Than
Many good
FRIENDs
&
One
Sincere,
Cool
&
Caring
FRIEND is
Much better
Than
Few
Excellent
FRIENDs
Thank GOD
You Have ME. . . . ;->
191 chars (2 sms)
Never think more
about d past,
it brings Tears. . .
Dont think more
about d future,
it brings Fears. . .
Think more
about ME,,
which brings Cheers!! ;->
194 chars (2 sms)
Wat wud
U do if..
U lose me
1day?
So cute..I knew u''ll search 4me... :)
260 chars (2 sms)
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
120 chars (1 sms)
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Lahore.
Station Master : No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy. . . ;->
231 chars (2 sms)