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If Ever iN Your Life U R Very Sad n Feel That U Have Lost Everything,
I''ll Come, Hold ur Hand, Take u 4 Walk oN a Bridge aNd Show u Where 2 Jump From . . . . :p
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Snacks of Humor . . .
1. You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
But don''t expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!
2. Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don''t expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)
3. A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
Then why not a software engineer become a software?
4. Find keys in a Key board
But do not expect a mother in mother board.
5. Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
But don''t expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death." :-|
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Dad 2 son:when i beat u how do u control ur anger? Son:i start cleaning Toilet. Dad:How does that Satisfy u? Son:i clean it with ur ToothBrush...
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Arz kia hai,
Hum jis say karty thay dosti kha dava
Hum jis sy karty thay muhabbat kh dava,
osadi le manji da pava
shawa b shawa
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Aam zindgi..
hum ek bhi ladki nahi pata sake..
College ka 1 semester khrab ho gaya....
Mentos zindgi:- ek bhi ladki hume nahi pata saki...Unka 1 semester BARBAAD ho gaya....
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Indian song: jug sara jug nikhar gaya, hun moojan e moojan
Pakistani song: judge sare judge nikal gaya, hun fojan e fojan.
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A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
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If u want to be a winner in life...
& want to become a great person...
listen to what your girlfriend say...
AND DO THE OPPOSITE...
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Q. What does 98 stand for in Windows98?
A. It stands for number of times it hangs in a day!!
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Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings.
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A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying,
"damn v screwed it up but that was fun!"
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Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have his own bar... CHEERS
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Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don''t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....
wherever u go out network follows
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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....
wherever u go out network follows
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