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True Luv Story
A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love
Wid Each Other
1 Day They Kissed Each Other
Hen Died Of Maleria
&
Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu
Moral :
Mohabbatan Sachaia’n . . . ;->
196 chars (2 sms)
Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia
Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai
Aankhain Nam Hain
Aur Saanso''n Main Aag Ab Tak Hai
Aur Kyun Na Ho
Khai Bhi Tou ''''HARI MIRCHI'''' Hai ;->
209 chars (2 sms)
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye
Wo Soye Huey Thay
Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye
Hum Soye Huey Thay
Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->
195 chars (2 sms)
Three ways to catch a tiger:
1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you
and catch the tiger.
2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,
then catch it.
3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it
until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
284 chars (2 sms)
Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n
Tou Wapis Nahi Aate
Is Liye Main Sochta Hoon
K
''''Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker
Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
Plz Pass This SMS
2 All Ur Frnd . . .
Sahi Se Parhi Is Msg ko
A Person Whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______
Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of
PEPSI
Wid
A Large Pizza . . . . ;->
242 chars (2 sms)
2 Punabi
Yaar Kal Main Tenu Kinni Wari Call Kiti
Par Tu Nahi Chukya
2nd:
Q Chukda, Yera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana Lawaya Hy
O tera Peo Suney Ga . . . ;->
159 chars (1 sms)
Newton’s Law Of Love . . .
Every Boy On Earth Is Attraacted 2wards A Girl Wid A Force
Directly Propotional 2 da Beauty Of Girl
&
Inversly Propotional 2 da Strenght Of Her Brothers . . . ;->
199 chars (2 sms)
All Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . .
Illegal
Banned
Fattening
Expensive
Or . . .
Married to Others. . . ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
Wonderful Combinations in this World...
Heart & beats.
Night & Moon.
Music & Songs.
Roses & Love.
My costly SMS
& ur fokat ki smile...;->
159 chars (1 sms)
What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?
She thinks: I hope I''m running not too fast. . . ;->
148 chars (1 sms)
Several Women Appeared In Court, Eah Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived . . .
The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony . . .
''''I''ll Hear The Oldest First'''' He Decreed. . .
The Case Was Closed For Lack Of Evidence. . . :p ;->
262 chars (2 sms)
*some funny fact*
**kishor ka baap haklata tha agar wo thk se bol pata to aaj uski umra 3 saal jyada hoti
***mard aurat ko kamjor kahta hai lekin agar wo martban ka dhakkan band kar de to wo mard to ky uske baap se v nahi khulti
***ghore ke muh me hath dal ke uske daat ginane se pahle ye jarur khyal rakhe ki kahi ghora apna muh band karke kahi apke ungkiya na ginani shuru kar de
****hichki rokne ka ek aasan tarika hai ki saas rok ke hazar tak gino.
463 chars (3 sms)
ik admi nay kaha:is zindagi sy to mot achi hay
foran ik jin namoodar hua aor bola may nay ap ki rooh leni hay:
admi foran bola yar abi admi kya mazaq b nahi kar sakta
169 chars (2 sms)
Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena,
Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,
Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal ker
VIBRATION on kerna,
or lassi bana ke pi lena
166 chars (2 sms)