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Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,
Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya.
Aap Ka Sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka
Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Fissal Gaya
151 chars (1 sms)
Ek Meraasi Na Choudhry Sahab Ki Beti ka Rishta Manga.
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Choudhry Ne Meraasi Ko Khoob Jooton Ghoonso se Mara
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Maar Kha K Meraasi Utha Kapre Jhar K Bola
''''Fir Choudry Sahab Main Inkaar Samjhan?'''' ;->
215 chars (2 sms)
A Couple Is Sitting And Talking
Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . .
Husband : I Will Miss You . . . ;->
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.
The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->
318 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->
221 chars (2 sms)
1 Aadmi Baba g Se: Main America Jana Chahta Hoon Magar Kaam nahi Banta . . .
Baba Says: Subha Suraj Nikalne K Baad 3 Tasbeeh ''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Karo
America Wale Khud Le Jayenge . . . ;->
199 chars (2 sms)
Daalne Laga Main
Cheekhne Lagi Wo
Hua Dard Itna
K Seh Na Saki Wo
Takleef Hui Itni
Boli Bahar Nikalo
Khuda K Waaste Haath Main
Duusri Choori Dalo . . . ;->
231 chars (2 sms)
MAHA Ko Dieting Ka Shauq Tha
Mama Le Aai SUFI
''''SUFI pe Aitmaad Jo Tha''''
Subha Hui Tou Na SUFI Tha Na MAHA
3Saal Baad MAHA Mili
Saath HABIB Aur SULTAN Bhi Thay
DEkha Sufi Ka Kamal. . . ;-
197 chars (2 sms)
Last Night. . . .
I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-Pound
''''Marshmallow''''
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When I Woke Up
The Pillow Was Gone . . . ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->
236 chars (2 sms)
What is the heaviest burden of ''''Life''''
An empty pocket... ;->
139 chars (1 sms)
Why We Dont Study The Whole Semester
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Spen Sleepless Nights During Exams . . . .?
coz
Sahil K Sukoon Se
Humain In Kaar Nahi
Magar Tuufano''n Se Kashti
Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hy . . . ;->
241 chars (2 sms)
hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???
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PUSH-PA
117 chars (1 sms)
A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,bUt SRK DIES.Y????
sOchO sOchO...
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AreY jAn|X
tiGer wAs wAtchin climAx of DEVDAS
123 chars (1 sms)
wOt wilL i nAme mY sOn iF hE fAllS iN lOve Only Once???...
EKLoveYA :-
87 chars (1 sms)