Search Results for 'I'
1st Boy: Yaar Larki ko
I Love u kehny ki sub se achi jaga kon si hy?
2nd Boy: Mazaar
1st Boy: kyun ?
2nd Boy: kyun k wahan Larkion ne chappal nhi pehni hoti.
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Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi ye meri saheli hai,
paise kharcho to kahti hai darling i love you,
nahi to sorry brother who are you.
158 chars (1 sms)
Kabhi dost kahte the,
jaan bhi mango to hazir hai,
aaj wo apni girlfriend ko
jaan kahte hai
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Salo ab hazir karo apni jaan.
140 chars (1 sms)
School me master ne chhote sardar se puchha,
jisme koi kami na ho use kya kahte he,
chhota sardar bola kamina.
113 chars (1 sms)
What do dentists call their x-rays?
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Tooth Pics.
92 chars (1 sms)
!-EXCUSE ME-!!!
What is your SMS Account No.???
I want to Check!!!
Some Error is There!!!
Kyon ki SMS Jaata To Barbar Hai!!!
Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!
UNDERSTAND!
176 chars (2 sms)
What is at the end of "everything" ?
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The letter g
91 chars (1 sms)
Height Of Stupidity
“ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai
na.
195 chars (2 sms)
i was worried in dream
2nite
i saw
all the devils of the world have died,
can u give me only 1sms2 make me sure that
u r still alive .
140 chars (1 sms)
Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hogaya hau Is liye ap
ko Nichehy dekhne ki zaroart nahi ok
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Akhir pakistani People hoo na jiss Kaam ka mana karoo
wo zaroor karte hoo
221 chars (2 sms)
Bap:Baita paper kesa huwa?
Baita:Bus pehla sawal choot gya.
Bap:Acha aur baqi?
Baita:Teesra muje ata nahi tha,chotha ma karna bhool gaya,panchwa muje nazar nahi aya,chhata paper ki pichli taraf tha ma ne dekha he nahi.
Baap gussay main bola:Aur doosra?
Baita:Bus sirf wohi galat huwa hai! :-)
307 chars (2 sms)
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A BEAUTIFUL
BIRD
send to wish U HAPPY Bird Flu.
117 chars (1 sms)
Try this magic
go to
WRITE MSG
select
DICTIONARY T9
Ab Screen ko aik hath se chupalo aur yeh key press karo
4164771968
aur magic dekho
142 chars (1 sms)
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
272 chars (2 sms)
once there was a crow,
nashe wich betha se oh,
usne peg laye c do,
Oh tally gaya c ho,
ik chidi rahi c ro,
crow ne ched diti c oh,
chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,
crow sharminda gaya c ho,
hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...
Moral:- PEG LA KE KISI DE DHI BEHAN NU NAA CHEDO...
290 chars (2 sms)