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A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)
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Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...
Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
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Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"
Wo to baad mein pata chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;->
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Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:
Patna kahan par hai?
Larki-India mein
Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
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Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->
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Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.
Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.
Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)
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NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->
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Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..
Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
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Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?
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Sochoo...
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Nahi Pata?
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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
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Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI
Wah Wah
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI
Wah Wah
Fir Bhage Tum
Aur
''RAB NE BANA DI JODI''
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Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.
1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,
Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..
This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,
BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->
So Don''t Jealous.
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1 Larki Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahi thi,
Uski Maa ne Pucha: Tum ne Dua me Kia Manga?
Larki: Wohi Manga jo Har Larki ki Khuwaish hai
Maa: Kya?
Larki:
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HumAyuN
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MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?
Student : Wohi jo aaj Pakistan ka hai . :-
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Sachi muhabbat kya hay?
Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly
or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena
mery dost that u r in LOVE...
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1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.
Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.
Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)
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