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Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?
Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->
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" We Dont Claim That We Are The Best In The World But We Are Closed To The BEst Thing In The World "
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Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi
Jab 1 Gunga Phone Karega
1 Behri Ko Batane K Liye K
1 Andhe Ne Dekha
1 Langre Ko Daurty Huey
1 Ganje K Peeche Us K Baal Kaatne K Liye ;->
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U have Just Watched My New Film:
TAARE MOBiLE PAR . . . ;->
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Mom: Have u given the goldfishs fresh water ?
Child: No Mom, They still have not finished the water i gave them last week . . . ;->
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Lady 2 accountant: can i met 2 manager,
"...Y NOT..." He is always ready to met beautiful women,
Ok then tell him that his wife has come to met him... :P
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What Is The Height of Flirting:
Writing a love letter with a HEADING: To Whomsoever It May Concern...!
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Height Of Diplomacy?
Forgetting gf''s b''day..n afterword telling her
"how can i remember ur b''day
when u never look an year older.
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Man:My wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours
Friend:Ahh!!!My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk
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rOz rOz ki muLaqatOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa hai...
rOz rOz ki muLaqAtOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa haI...
lOt kEr ajaO tUm aBto mEne.....
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mOrTeIn bHuja dIa hai
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When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,
its LOVE
Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,
then its Khujli...
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bhagwaan Ram aur Shyam ka color kya tha????
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Green..
Coz-"HARE Rama HARE Krishna"
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Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega
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Kyonki Mere Paas RUPYE Nai Hai:)
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Once some hunters were after an elephant. The elephant didn''t know what to do. He met his friend ant on the road. He told ant his problem.
She said : "Don''t worry . just hide behind me !!! "
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Once the ant and the elephant were playing hide n seek game.
It was elephant''s turn to catch the ant but the ant was caught.
She was hiding in the temple. Then the ant asked how he came to know that she was hiding in the temple then he replied that he saw her sandals lying outside.
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