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Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,
Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,
Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,
Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,
Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,
Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,
Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
289 chars (2 sms)
Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
03216307893
Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->
296 chars (2 sms)
Yaad Rakho:
TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai..
.
Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do..
( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )
Book:
Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!
174 chars (2 sms)
Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.
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Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?
Molana asif ali zardari)
116 chars (1 sms)
"zardari k liye Mazmoon"
ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.
470 chars (3 sms)
Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!
167 chars (2 sms)
T R U T H
Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is
[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->
143 chars (1 sms)
Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?
Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !
Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->
188 chars (2 sms)
Paida Hua Zardari Tou
Shaitaan Ne Kaha
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Lo Aaj Hum Bhi
Sahib-e-Aulaad Ho Gaye
;->
111 chars (1 sms)
Janab Asif Zardari Apni Kitab
"Kuttapan"
Main Likhtay Hai K
"MAIN Kuttay Ko Ya Kutta Mujhay Kat Lay
Dun0 Surton Main Teeka
Kuttay Ko He Lagay Ga "
166 chars (2 sms)
Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray
30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->
177 chars (2 sms)
Height Of Jhatka
A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?
GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,
B4 Operation.
170 chars (2 sms)
Heights Of Professional Respect..
A Begger Won 50 Lac Rs Lottery N He Took
Gold Utensil For Begging.
111 chars (1 sms)