Search Results for 'B'
Dentist Ki Beti-
Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?
Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua
Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
116 chars (1 sms)
A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off
By
Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
109 chars (1 sms)
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don''t have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
107 chars (1 sms)
Where did love born ?
Guess . .
Simple
In CHINA!
Becoz it has no warranty.
99 chars (1 sms)
U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:
1. No free msg
2. No bal
3. No guts to disturb a ''LION''
113 chars (1 sms)
Dil mai app,
Ankhön mai app,
Sansøø mai app,
Har jaga app hi app,
Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi
"JARASEEM"
se pak... =P ;->
177 chars (2 sms)
1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.
Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->
Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P
171 chars (2 sms)
> > B A d L u C k < <
I
W a n t
T o
K i L L
T h e
B i g g e s t
F o o L
O f
T h e
W o r l d
''B u t''
I
D n t
K n o w
Y o u r
A d d r e s s .=P;->
213 chars (2 sms)
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do
Faraz
.
Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
105 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm
PATHAN Said:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
John Cena
148 chars (1 sms)
Apni Pasand Ka
Number Choose Kare''n
10 , 20 , 30 , 40 , 50
60 , 70 , 80 , 90 , 100
Aur
Utna Balance Mere
Number Pe Easyload
Kerw De''n ;->
200 chars (2 sms)
Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:
"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Doosra:
"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->
192 chars (2 sms)
Insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Laga k Kha Sakty
Hyn ... !!!
Don''t Wonder
I Tell You The Reason
Because
Insaniyat Bhi Ek
CHEESE Hy ... ;->
214 chars (2 sms)
When I Die, Bury Me
Deep
10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap
Place My Computer
Books On My Head
& Tell My Teacher
I m Dead
Place My Chemistry
Books On My Chest
Tell My Teacher How
I m At Rest
Place My Physics
Books On My Right
Hand
Tell My Teacher
Nothing I Understand
Place My Pak.studies
Books On My Left
Tell My Teacher
I Tried My Best
Also Tell Them Not
To Cry
Coz They Are Those
Who Made Me Die ...
Say No To Education ... ;->
482 chars (4 sms)
Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn
Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->
180 chars (2 sms)