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Soldier to General:
Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking..
General:
Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemyz Defeat"
Soldier:
Sir why d red shirt??
General:
In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..
Soldier:
Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..
General:
Hurry up!
Bring me
My Yellow Trousers.... ;->
385 chars (3 sms)
Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?
I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:
193 chars (2 sms)
Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!
Dost: wo Q?
Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
(",)
<))> Xcuse Me
_/?_
Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,
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dil laga k kaam kiya karo =P ;->
211 chars (2 sms)
Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.
Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye
.
Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay ab wapis kar do...please...=P;->
147 chars (1 sms)
Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Is Liay aP Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabr Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay kA Sabot Dain.
ManjAnib
Wapda
K.E.S.C
P.E.P.C.O
Thanx
Regards
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf... ;->
233 chars (2 sms)
Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
145 chars (1 sms)
Wo kOn c Movie Hai jO AP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay, or Entertain Ho Jatay hO..
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"MR.BEAN" ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Jangle men shair ki bivi k sath kisi ne rape kia..
Shair ne sab jungle walo ko muqadmy k lie bulaya..
Sab se peechy 1 chooha b araha tha
Donkey ne poocha tum kidr ja rhy ho?
Choohay ne moncho pa hath pher kr kaha..
Tera bhai ka nam bhi aya hai... =D ;->
274 chars (2 sms)
1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho
2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni
"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
155 chars (1 sms)
2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->
246 chars (2 sms)
Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,
kya karu?
Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,
zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
147 chars (1 sms)
Sultan Rahi:
Oye, mere boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....?
Mustafa Qureshi:
Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;)
143 chars (1 sms)
Boy to Girl:
"Tum to 14v ka Chand ho."
Girl:
"Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?"
Boy:
"Arey nahi !!
Main to Ye btana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol matol ho." :-)
171 chars (2 sms)
Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna)
Zara jo door jaty ho,
Tab ehsas hota hai
k baqi kuch nhi rehta
Mere jevan k angan main
Meri khushion k daman main
Tere bin kuch nhi rahta
Udasi Chahee rahti hai
Sapne Adhuray se lagte hain
Din Sadion se lagte hain
In Ankhon ki jalti lo Madhm parne lagti hai
Umeden marne lagti hain
Tere hathon se mere hath
Achank choot jate hain
Mere Armaan Roty hain
Tujhe awaz dete hain
Tujhe wapas Bulate hain
Suno Laot Aao na
Suno Laot Aao Na
Neez (: Aaty howy tandoor sy 15 Rotiyan Lety aana)
614 chars (4 sms)