Search Results for 'Sardar'
Sardar in Fire Brigade:
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.
Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)
199 chars (2 sms)
Sardar Friend Se:
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)
190 chars (2 sms)
don''t say anything I am fed out. I don''t have now any more interest in teasing and insulting Sardars and Other animals, So I have decided to say sorry
and
wud try my best to carry on my previous task.
212 chars (2 sms)
Dost ban kar bhi nahin saath nibhaaney wala
Wohi andaz hai zaalim ka zamaaney wala
Ab usey log samajhtey hain giraftar mera
Sakht naadim hai mujhey daam main laaney wala
Kya Khabar thi jo meri jaan main ghula hai itna
Hai wohi mujh ko sardar bhi laaney wala
Tere hotey huey aa jati thi saari dynya
Aaj tanha hu to koi nahin aaney wala
Kya kahen kitney marasim they hamarey us se
Wo jo ik shakhs hai munh phaer kar jaaney wala
444 chars (3 sms)
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
123 chars (1 sms)
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
111 chars (1 sms)
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
153 chars (1 sms)
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
179 chars (2 sms)
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
132 chars (1 sms)
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
171 chars (2 sms)
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
165 chars (2 sms)
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
169 chars (2 sms)
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
167 chars (2 sms)
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
133 chars (1 sms)
Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
164 chars (2 sms)