Search Results for 'Sardar'
SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.
Socho Kon?
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1. Faraz
2. Pathan
3. Sardar
4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)
167 chars (2 sms)
Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,
Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,
World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?
Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)
321 chars (3 sms)
Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.
aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?
aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?
sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->
374 chars (3 sms)
Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,
Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!
169 chars (2 sms)
Sardar: Pata he hmary gaoon me itni sardi parti he k bhensain jama hua dodh deti hen
Pathan: hmary gaon me is se b ziada sardi parti he.
Ek dafa me rat ko so raha tha k meri ankh khuli me ne apni charpai k nechy dekha wahan ek ajeeb c chez thi me ne usy aag py gram kya to awaz ai..
P000OON... ;->
310 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English
Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.
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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.
144 chars (1 sms)
Top SEVEN funny SMS characters, by rank:
<[;-{) Pathan
#:@ Sardar
[]:-( Fraz
{:-< Zardari
;^O Shaikh
B~) Meera
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d;^> Pappu
Tu kia samjha k main TERA nam laine lagga hon,
nahe JAn|x abhi tou itna mashoor nai hua... =P ;->
294 chars (2 sms)