Search Results for 'Sardar'
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...
168 chars (2 sms)
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
166 chars (2 sms)
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
137 chars (1 sms)
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
137 chars (1 sms)
poetry of a sardar:
sajno arz kita aa
kutta mar gaya razai wich
ah ha kia baataan
kutta mar gaya razai wich
main mar gaya teri judai wich
kukri haraam ho gayi
tere ishq andar meri jind badnaam ho gayi
216 chars (2 sms)
Wo agar husn waloon ki sarkaar thay
Hum bhi shahir-e-mohabt k sardar thay
Aik jurm-e-mohabt ki padaash mein
Omr bhar keliay hum szawaar thay
Maot ka faisla jab kia tha kbhi
hum bhi tyaar thay, wo bhi tyaar thay
Kar skay na koi wadaa wafa
Aik eqraar tha , laakh inkaar thay
Hum marez-e-sahub gham rahay esliay
Jitnay taryaak thay , saray beqar thay
Wo jo bichar kar juda ho gaye
Wo mohabt k jazboon ki mehkaar thay
434 chars (3 sms)
Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!
Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
150 chars (1 sms)
Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?
Sardar:Darling..
Jeweller Ki Dukan The,
Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary
Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??
162 chars (2 sms)
Radio Quiz:
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
214 chars (2 sms)
Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.
sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?
wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->
233 chars (2 sms)
prince nu shaunk sardari da,
sports gaddi wich hazeena dai nal sawari da
jo kahida oh karke vehkaayi da
sirf galan nal hi nahi waqt guzaari da
ishq kita tai fer sikhar charayi da
hun door rehkai vi hazeena ton ishq nibhayi da
231 chars (2 sms)
India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska...
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
175 chars (2 sms)
Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai,
Kyun?
Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K
LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga..
169 chars (2 sms)
Sardar Was Sleeping In His
Bed Room With His Wife
Why Are You Scrolling Down
So Fast.
Let Him Sleep With His Wife
149 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?"
159 chars (1 sms)