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Q: What do you call Easter
when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
72 chars (1 sms)
wo aaya tha mehfil me magar shoq se nhe
wo pas to betha tha magar dil se nh
kon kehta hai use piyar nh tha
piyar to tha maga afsos mujh se nh....
145 chars (1 sms)
RONAY se chehre pr pimple prte hn
(.:'_':.)
TENSION se wrinkle prte hn
(='_'=)
Islye sada muskurao
muskurany se chehre pr DIMPLE prte
h. .*
(>'_'
145 chars (1 sms)
Neend se kiya shikwa karun
main...."sagar"
Qasoor to us chehray ka hai jo mujhe
sonay nahi deta.....!
104 chars (1 sms)
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs
ki khaatir,
Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah
meri Toba ... !!
103 chars (1 sms)
Piyar "Dil" hai "Dimagh" nahi
piyar "Soch" hai "Awaz"nahi,
Koi Ankhun se nahi dekh sakta 'piyar'
k "Jazbe" ko,
Kyunke piyar "Ehsas" hai "Andaz"
nahi!
154 chars (1 sms)
Mana k tere shaher ma hum se garib
km hoon gey!!
Biki jo teri wafa to phle kharid dar
hum hoon gey!!
Mujh pta nai apni kismat ka tujh paa
lea
to sub se ameer hum hoon gey!!
178 chars (2 sms)
kabhi Lafz bhool jaon
Kabhi baat bhool jaon
Tujhe is qadar chahon
Apni zaat bhool jaon
uth ker jo kabhi tere
paas se chal doon to
jaate huwe khud ko
tere paas bhool jaon
176 chars (2 sms)
I LOVE YOU are 3 words;
But it takes:
3 seconds to read;
3 minutes to think;
3 hours to understand;
3 days to demonstrate;
3 weeks to explain;
And whole life to prove it!
177 chars (2 sms)
Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
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jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli
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wot d hell is dis
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u dnt hv invortor…:p:p
203 chars (2 sms)
I’m Not Sad For Being Single Rather
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I’m Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..
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Awwwh..
“Bechaarii”
Bhatak RHi H0 Gi..:P:P
178 chars (2 sms)
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
144 chars (1 sms)
Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:p:p
193 chars (2 sms)
No matter how big your house is,
how flashy your car is,
how expensive your clothes are..
Our graves will all be the same
size…!
132 chars (1 sms)
Meditation Purifies Mind,
Prayer Purifies Soul,
Charity Purifies Wealth,
Fasting Purifies Health,
Forgiveness Purifies Relations
132 chars (1 sms)