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Why Do All Cricket Players Wear Same Color Clothes?
Coz Its A Match. Got It Man
103 chars (1 sms)
Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..
Giv Him A Mobile With A
Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him
In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk
149 chars (1 sms)
A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"
He Said, "Call For Backup.".
126 chars (1 sms)
Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?
Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!
113 chars (1 sms)
Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!
Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!
Pata Hai?
Nahi?
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KHUD KUSHI
192 chars (2 sms)
CAT Mock Anthem
tara rum pum pum
tara rum pum pum
Kabhi aise number laya karo
Kabhi 0 kabhi 1
Kabhi us se bhi kum
kabhi fail ho jaya karo
144 chars (1 sms)
U r My BEST
SMART
CUTE
GENIUS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND
NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->
198 chars (2 sms)
U r My BEST
SMART
CUTE
GENIUS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND
NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->
198 chars (2 sms)
Kid 1 :
My Mom Is Having
A New Baby ...
Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
So What''s Wrong With
The Old One ... ? ;->
116 chars (1 sms)
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
141 chars (1 sms)
Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana
Wah Wah
Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana
Wah Wah
Gaya Bush Aaya Obama ... ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???
Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
203 chars (2 sms)
5 Points That Prove
"U r A Normal Student"
1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone
2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"
3- U''ve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line
4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds
5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->
317 chars (2 sms)
Customer Shouted:
"Waiter , Waiter !
There''s A Dead Fly In
My Soup ..."
waiter Replied:
"Oh No !
Who''s Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;->
161 chars (2 sms)
Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays ... ?
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Any Guesses
It Simple
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Ok Let Me Tell U
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They Go To
The Dead Sea ... ;->
231 chars (2 sms)