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N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..
HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,
BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .
TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
Doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai
Sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do
Doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay
Sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.
174 chars (2 sms)
Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.
Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...
Happy Fog Day
124 chars (1 sms)
D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra Connection Kis K Sath Hota Hai?
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Apko To Pata
Hona Chahiye
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Poket Sayyyyy
146 chars (1 sms)
Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??
Guess??
Come On Yar?
Sakoon
175 chars (2 sms)
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
162 chars (2 sms)
The most rommantic country of the world..?
guess!
O yes! pakistan u know y?
har raat candle light dinner... =P ;->
(thanks to kesc)
161 chars (2 sms)
Can u dance?
No...
Sure....
Just try it....
Sure u cant .....
That means u r pappu!!!
Bcoz pappu cant dance ..
189 chars (2 sms)
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
Studnt: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)
206 chars (2 sms)
Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"
Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"
"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".
136 chars (1 sms)
Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->
206 chars (2 sms)
Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly
Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly
Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
1 Baat Tou Btao ?
Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna
Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga
Dekho
Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn
Sach Sach Btana
LIGHT HY ;->
204 chars (2 sms)
1 Baat Tou Btao ?
Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna
Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga
Dekho
Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn
Sach Sach Btana
LIGHT HY ;->
204 chars (2 sms)