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IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,
Rs.3O/=
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IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,
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Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
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A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me
but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
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Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"
Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->
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Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"
Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->
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Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"...
warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai... ;->
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HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE
TArhAn tArhAn ki GAaLiyAn
sunA rAhEy thAy "PAppu" , , .
LeKiN..
UnKe iS jAwAb nE ShArMindA kAr diA
"Aur SunAo"..?? =P ;->
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Mein yun he Ghoomta raha tere Shehar mein
WASI,
Na Kisi ne Chaaye poochi na Kisi ne Lassi.
O Ja Oye Wasi!.!''!.!
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Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?
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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
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Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi
Dost
Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.
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Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,
Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans Sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''
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Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu
Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)
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Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)
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Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.
Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.
Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->
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