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Insaniyat Ko Pizza Pe
Laga k Kha Sakty
Hyn ... !!!
Don''t Wonder
I Tell You The Reason
Because
Insaniyat Bhi Ek
CHEESE Hy ... ;->
214 chars (2 sms)
When I Die, Bury Me
Deep
10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap
Place My Computer
Books On My Head
& Tell My Teacher
I m Dead
Place My Chemistry
Books On My Chest
Tell My Teacher How
I m At Rest
Place My Physics
Books On My Right
Hand
Tell My Teacher
Nothing I Understand
Place My Pak.studies
Books On My Left
Tell My Teacher
I Tried My Best
Also Tell Them Not
To Cry
Coz They Are Those
Who Made Me Die ...
Say No To Education ... ;->
482 chars (4 sms)
Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??
Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher
Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->
200 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn
Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->
180 chars (2 sms)
Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy
"Choukidaar"
Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->
194 chars (2 sms)
After Putting Us In Fire
Of Love And You Are
Sweetly Sleeping
Nai Samajh Aai
Nalaiq ???
Ye Lo
Aggan La k Sanu Ishq
Diyan Tey Ap Mithee
Neend Sona Ae ... ;->
202 chars (2 sms)
Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"
Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->
180 chars (2 sms)
N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o'' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)
183 chars (2 sms)
After a striving movement of 25 years.
MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.
Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also
Book Name :
"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
237 chars (2 sms)
Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay
Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn
PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..
Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
290 chars (2 sms)
Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?
Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!
Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->
153 chars (1 sms)
Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???
Larke Ki Maa
Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
127 chars (1 sms)
Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo
Dil Abi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
77 chars (1 sms)
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?
Socho ?
Ans-SHANTI
112 chars (1 sms)
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY
110 chars (1 sms)