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MISSION
SUCCESSFUL. ;-)
117 chars (1 sms)
SACH KA SAMNA Me Mat Jana.
10 LacS Jitne Par B Kuch Nahi Bachega.
30% TAX Me Jayega
or
Baki K 70%
DIVORCE Ka Vakeel le Jayega..
159 chars (1 sms)
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Ae sanam hm to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
131 chars (1 sms)
Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,
Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.
Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.
Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)
173 chars (2 sms)
AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE
But,
A woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women
to change
IDEA(S)
WHAT AN IDEA
178 chars (2 sms)
Who is the leader of ducks?
Ans. Frog
Why?
Because frog is MAINDUCK
133 chars (1 sms)
Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?
bcoz
Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
121 chars (1 sms)
Kia Aap K Mobile Ko Qabz Ki Shikayat Hai
Jo SmS Nahi Nikal Rahy
2 Tablet Easy Load K Khila Do Qabz Toot Jaye ga
Aur SmS Aney shuroo Ho Jain Gay... ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n
Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...
"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."
0321*6307893
Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)
305 chars (2 sms)
Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:
1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.
2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?
3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo
4.Date Pr Hn
5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)
180 chars (2 sms)
Girls are like Internet domain names..
the ones I like are already taken!
81 chars (1 sms)
Shayer farmate hain !
"Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne
Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne
Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,
Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P
176 chars (2 sms)
Be-izzati No 1
1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha
Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra
Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen
Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U
Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam
Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->
293 chars (2 sms)
Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:
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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P
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Baloch Kafan Lene Dukaan par gaya.
Usne Dukandar se kuch kaha jisay sun kar Dukaandar Behosh hogaya.
Baloch: Kapra 2 Meter Ziyada Dena.
Shalwaar Gheron wali Banani Hia.
178 chars (2 sms)