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Punjab Coventon ki kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k naye naam:
Choudry Haider Abbas Rizvi
Faisal Butt Subzwari
Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui
Mian Farooq Sattar
Shaikh Waseem Akhtar
Rana Babar Gouri
Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani . . . ;->
251 chars (2 sms)
Top SEVEN funny SMS characters, by rank:
<[;-{) Pathan
#:@ Sardar
[]:-( Fraz
{:-< Zardari
;^O Shaikh
B~) Meera
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d;^> Pappu
Tu kia samjha k main TERA nam laine lagga hon,
nahe JAn|x abhi tou itna mashoor nai hua... =P ;->
294 chars (2 sms)
One fine day Meera was walking by the river
and suddenly saw a crocodile,
she screamed...
" O MY Gaad, LACOSTE " ;->
133 chars (1 sms)
Dekhtay hAin k kon khush naseeb is sawal ka jawab "Yes" mein deta hAi??
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.....Light hAi ? :-)
......Reply must ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.
Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?
Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)
187 chars (2 sms)
This is How Ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.
Ayesha: Hello Shoaib, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
Shoaib: Kabul
Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
Shoaib: Kabul
Ayesha: Arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
Shoaib: Kabul
And They Got Married. :-)
256 chars (2 sms)
No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,
it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!
132 chars (1 sms)
larki khoobsurat kutte k sath ja rahi thi
k Larke ne dekh ker kaha aap dono behn bhai hain
larki-// ap ko hm dono main se kon pasand hai
Larka-// yaqeenan tm
larki-// to phir is k liye apni behn le aao
hamare yahan watta satta chalta hai...=P;->:-P
263 chars (2 sms)
Mallika Ko MIXER pe kaam karte Dekh k Naukar Bola:
Madam, JUICE Bana Rahi ho kya?
Mallika: NA Re Baba!
Main to Apne Kapde Dho Rahi Hon. :-)
157 chars (1 sms)
Larky Waley Larki Dekhne Gaye:
Larky ne Larki se pucha: Aapko KHANA BANANA Aata hai?
Larki: Nahi Mujhe to BANANA KHANA Aata hai. :-)
152 chars (1 sms)
China Ka Mobile Kabhi Bhi Na Lena Faraz....
Us K Cameray K Result Itna Acha Nhi Hota.....
101 chars (1 sms)
Barae Meherbani Dawaen Bachon Ki Phonch Se Door Rakhen
FARAZZ
Ziyada Tabiyat Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujuh Karen
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Uss Fizaa Mein Bhi Jalte Rahe Hum kisi K Liye
FARAZ
Jahan Chirag Taraste Thay Roshni K liye
98 chars (1 sms)
Takhleeq Aasamaan Pe Wo MEre Liye Hua Hai
FARAZ
Mana K Iss Zameen Pe Wo MEra Nahi HAi WO
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Mere jazbat se waqif he maira qalm.
FARAZ
Main pyar likhon to tera nam likha jata he.
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