Search Results for 'Kiss'
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
167 chars (2 sms)
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”
112 chars (1 sms)
Zarori Ilan!
1st Dec, se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi,
1st Dec se tamam log apnay apnay UPS
wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain.
Shukria.
165 chars (2 sms)
When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I look at you, I was afraid to touch you. When I touch you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kiss you I was afraid to love you and now that I love you I''m afraid to lose you.
225 chars (2 sms)
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
169 chars (2 sms)
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
157 chars (1 sms)
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
148 chars (1 sms)
Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...
Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...
Woh SHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...
201 chars (2 sms)
Wo love love likhti rahi
Me leave leave parhta rha
Wo kiss kiss likhti rahi
Me kash kash parhta rha
Wo shadi kar k chali gai
Me language course he krta rh@
170 chars (2 sms)
Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.
mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?
Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,
169 chars (2 sms)
A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?
GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le
160 chars (1 sms)
Unbelievable Moments in 2008.
1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.
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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!
315 chars (2 sms)
Unbelievable Moments in 2008.
1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.
9.
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.
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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!
315 chars (2 sms)
Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.
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Moral...
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......SARRO....
141 chars (1 sms)
nigahe mila k dekho kabhi
kissi ko aapna bana k dhekho
gale milna chahte hai sab
kabhi LUX se naha k de kho.
117 chars (1 sms)