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"There''s a difference between interest and commitment.
When you''re interested in doing something,
You do it only when circumstance permit.
When you''re committed to something,
You accept no excuses, only results."
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When you love someone truly,
you don"t look for faults,
you don"t look for answers,
you don"t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
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*JOKE*
Why do women live longer than men?
Shopping never causes heart attacks....but paying their bills does!
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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
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Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall
her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
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Tiger Kills Goat
Hippopotamus Saw It. . .
Tiger Asks Hippo Not To Tell This In Court.
Hippo Refuses. . .!
Tiger Asks: Why ?
Hippo Said:
Coz
''''HIPS DON''T LIE'''' ;->
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-=- Height Of Progress -=-
A Cannibal
Uses
Knife & Fork To Eat ... ;->
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Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?
Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)
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A health forum
speaker askd: ''Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?''
After a long silence,
An old man answered:
''A Wedding Cake'' ;->
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Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.
Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,
More Degrees But Less Common Sense,
Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,
Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,
Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->
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Agar buses k naam Pakistani actress pr hote..
REEMA over load hogae,
SAIMA k neeche aa kr 1 rahgeer halaak,
Accident me SANA ka front miror toot gaya,
Tez raftaari k ba''is, LAILA mor kat''te hue ulat gae,
MEERA pr sawar ho jao,
SHAHIDA MINI ka tyre puncture hogaya,
NIRMA thuk gae,
RESHAM ko loot lya gaya,
BABRA SHARIF ki bearing rod toot gae,
NIGHAT pr pathrao,
Aur ANJUMAN ko jala dia gaya... ;->
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A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed
Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
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Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?
Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)
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A health forum
speaker askd: ''Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?''
After a long silence,
An old man answered:
''A Wedding Cake'' ;->
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Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.
Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,
More Degrees But Less Common Sense,
Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,
Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,
Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->
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