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Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.
PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,
Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
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# Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.
Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.
Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->
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Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache
School lgta tha poultry farm
Aur hum sb murghi k bachay
Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..
Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..
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Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“
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pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?
doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?
pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.
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1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
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Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??
Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P
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Manager : You
are appointed
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your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
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Next Year it Will
be 20,000
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Pathan : ok I will
join next year….
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Aaya Tha Imtehan Main Mazmoon Husn Par,
Paper Main Sab Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya.
)/(',') Uffff..
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Bhi na..??
1st Aae hen sb.:-)
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Teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai
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Mo'azaz ban ke mehfil main adaakari nahi karta
Main chehre pe kabhi jhooti aayinaa taari nahi karta
Mera dushman mere dastoor se waaqif nahi shayad
Jisse main dost keh doon us se ghaddari nahi karta
Yahan behtar hai apni zaat ka hamdard ho jana
Zamana ghum to de sakta hai ghumkhari nahi karta
Mujhy mo'Qa shanasi ka hunar ayaa nahi ab tak
Jahan matlab nikaLta ho samajhdari nahi karta.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Maana k teri Nazar main kuch b nahi hoon ma
"Sagar"
Meri Qadar un say pooch jin k meny paisay deny hain :P
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Aglay Labday Phirday Ney menou... :D
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Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha"
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Keh rahi thi
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Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
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Bomb ka zamana hai...URRA do saleY ko...! ;->
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Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…
Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->
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Yun tu baray khush ho rahay thay tum
faraz
magar zamanay ki hansi tu tab nikli jab trophy nakuli nikili
oohhhh.. :))
123 chars (1 sms)
Eik bar jo woh ho jaye mujh say khafa
Zindagi sari usay pher main manata rahon
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