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Pehlay Pakistan Ki Abadi Khatarnaak Hud Se Tajawaz Kar Chuki Thi Lekin Aab KHUDKASH DHAMAKOON ki Wajha Se Kaffi Control Mai Hai ..
Farq To Parta Hai
" GEO MUSHARAF "
172 chars (2 sms)
A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die.,
Suddenly Lights Went Off..
& He Was Safe..
He Danced In Joy & Shouted..
AHA!!
GEO MUSHARAF
166 chars (2 sms)
Musharaf Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .
He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..
Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .
Musharaf Surprised to see & Asked Him ..
Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Musharaf Ka Driver Hun ,
Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..
Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur
Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya
462 chars (3 sms)
Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha
Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se
School Band Rehte Hyn . . .
Farq Tou Para Hy
Bache Bache Ka Naara
"Geo Musharaf" ;->
212 chars (2 sms)
Pehle Pakistan Ki Abaadi Khatarnak Hadh Se Tajawuz Kr Rahi Thi
Lekin Ab Khudkush Bum Dhamakon Ki Waja Se Kafi Control Main Hy . . .
Farq Tou Para Hai . . .
174 chars (2 sms)
In B.Com there used to be a book named "Economic Problems of Pakistan" and now the new name is"Economics of Pakistan" Waah kya taraqqi hai
138 chars (1 sms)
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay
Musharaf Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
171 chars (2 sms)
yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai,
kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,
"kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey" kaun yahan bai noor hai,
Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai
228 chars (2 sms)
2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya
''Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu.
Kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya
Kisi Ne Pucha,
''Kyu Maar Dia''
Mayusi SE Jawab Dia, ''Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..''
Jeenay Do Musharaf
285 chars (2 sms)
A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
433 chars (3 sms)
Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.
Ab Paish Hai.
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Sindhi Underwear.
A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)
139 chars (1 sms)
Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.
Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.
Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.
Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?
(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...
454 chars (3 sms)
Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam
Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.
To..
Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,
Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,
Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,
Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?
235 chars (2 sms)
Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge,
Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge,
Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,
Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge . . . ;->
154 chars (1 sms)
If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,
The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.
But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,
All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.
Leadership Matters...
A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.
259 chars (2 sms)