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Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya
socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya
bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting
or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting
Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya
kia bataon ''JAn|x'' paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya... ;->
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Cheating in exams is the best exercise
for your reflexes,
your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
even to the softest whispers to get what your
seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
your classmate to let him/her know
that you want to copy!
It''s the best way to make urself healthy,
so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS!;-)
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Attitude of a ''STUDENT''
"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I''ll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me" =P =D
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Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!
Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,
Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!
Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)
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Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna
2nd ashre ki dua:
Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye''n
Aakhri ashre ki dua:
Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho''n ga.. ;->
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~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty"
~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho
to phir prha nhi krty"
~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
to booti laya nhi krty.
Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.
Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.
Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.
~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty...
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Tamam stuDntz sy appeaL hy k wo apny apny result sy phly
GHAR Ki sB chaplz , jharu nd waiper chupa dyn.
A msg 4rm
''SSF''
''SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION'' ;->
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Students While Studying For Exams
-Books n Notes Open
-Highlighting Sentences
-Pen In Mouth
-Blank Page
-Eating Drinking
-Turning Pages
-Readin ''Headings''
-Thinkin About Where To Start From
&
Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P ;)
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Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
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A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100"
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Sem !!
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I have a pen which is blue,
I have a friend which is you.
Flowers will die, waters will dry,
But our Friendship will never say Goodbye
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Na Waqt Itna K
Sallybus Pura Kia Jaye
Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye
Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Parhai Ne
Na Roya Jaye
Aur
Na Soya Jaye ... ;->
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Aeroplane
Wright Brothrs
Cycle
Macmillan
Telephone
Graham Bell
Telescope
Galileo
Exams
Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge
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~ MY SECRET OF SUCCESS ~
1: Kabhi top na karo verna log tum se jallney laggen gen.
2: Humesha late class mein jao is tarah har teacher tumhein yaad rakhe ga.
3: Agar cheating ka chance ho to kabhi parh kar na jao.
4: Ziyada parhney se time zaya hota hai aur time zaya karna gunah hai.
5: Kabhi viva na do Kyun Ke beizzati ke Do(2) number se izzat ke Zero(0) ache.
~BEST OF LUCk~ ~~
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A Friend Is Who Advise u to study well but a best friend is 1 who stands in xam-hall and says
" Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he " ....
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