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Little Girl And Her Father Were Crossing A Bridge.
The Father Was Kind Of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter,
Sweetheart, Please Hold My Hand So That You Don''t Fall Into The River.
The Little Girl Said, ''No, Dad. You Hold My Hand.'' ''What''s The Difference?
Asked The Puzzled Father.
There''s A Big Difference,
Replied The Little Girl.
If I Hold Your Hand And Something Happens To Me,
Chances Are That I May Let Your Hand Go.
But If You Hold My Hand, I Know For Sure That No Matter What Happens
You Will Never Let My Hand Go.''
565 chars (4 sms)
Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!
156 chars (1 sms)
Q : Baadshah Akbar ke zamnay main Darayaye (river) ravi main zabardast Salab aya tha .. Lahore sheher ko zabardasht Nuksaan Pooncha Lekin baad shah Masjid jo Drayeaye Ravi ke pass hai woh nahi doobi bataye kyoon???
Ans : Badshah Akbar Ke Zamanay Mai Baadshahi Masjid Bani Hi Nahi Thi :)
292 chars (2 sms)
Happy World Eyes Day..!!
Aap k khiyal se meri Aankhian kesi lagti hain?
Romantic?
Deep like River
Angry
Cute
Tough Hard
shy
Happy
lovely
Horror
Caryinhg
Soft
195 chars (2 sms)
Time is like a River.
You cannot touch the same water twice
bcoz the flow that has passed will never pass again.
115 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?"
159 chars (1 sms)
Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.
Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?
Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!
141 chars (1 sms)
Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya
Half pent half kiraya
Sardar ne apni pent utari
Or kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;->
187 chars (2 sms)
Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai..
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?
Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga... ;->
143 chars (1 sms)
They Says That:
"Walking is Good for Health"
But
Have U Ever Seen Any Postman
Beating A Truck Driver?
112 chars (1 sms)
Sun Can''t Come To earth
But Sends Love As Rays,
Cloud Can''t Come To River
But Sends Love As Rain,
Also I Can''t Come To U
But Sending Love & Care As SMS
Gud Morning
185 chars (2 sms)
If you fall in river, there is a boat,
If you fall in wale, there is a roap,
but if you fall in love, there is no hope
120 chars (1 sms)
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
153 chars (1 sms)
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
132 chars (1 sms)
Manzil ki taraf barhtay raho,
Jo dil kahe woh kare woh raah chuno.
Peeche walon ko aagay mat aanay do.
Or jo aagay hain unse aagy niklo.
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Tub he ek achay Truck Driver ban pao gay.
185 chars (2 sms)