Search Results for 'wife '
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun
Saath Deta Hai ?
Mom/Dad ? - NO
Husband/Wife ? - NO
Friends ? - NO
LOVE ? - NO
Only.........
Ur CHAPPALS !
Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo Yaar
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How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me
Thank You My Loving Wife (Loving Husband), For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.
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A man is the head of the family and
the wife is the neck.
The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
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How much can sum1 care?
A man suffring frm brain tumor died.
His wife opned his cupboard
n found sum tablets wid a letter
"take them dear.
U catch cold easily when u cry."
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husband apne wife say is daffa bete ki khatna doctor say karwayien ge wife nahi nai say karwainegay
beta jiss bhi karwoa khal tou "MQM" MEIN HI JAYE GI NA"
HAPPY EID UL AZAH
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After a quarrel, a wife said to
her husband, "You know, I was
a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes,
dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." ;->
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"Doctorate"
Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate
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Luv
Easy to say - Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...
Difficulty is a part of Life...
But That''s the reason...
Why Girlfriend is never a wife
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There was a husband who daily sent his wife a rose wenevr he was out.1Day he died, still his wife recvd a rose everyday. She was shocked she asked florist he said that her husband had paid advance for her whole life. So luv some1 such that it remains 4evr....
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"A CUTE n STRANGE LOVE STORY"
There was a little boy whose 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street...
As time went by he got married,
But still kept it.
One day,his wife found it and asked,
"Where did u get this?"
The man said,
"I kept that since I was a child,
But why r U asking?"
The girl replied,
"I lost this picture when I was 7...":)
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Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya
§Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne
15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.
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3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
FlaMeR
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Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k
5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy.
sardar apne wife sy: myri gf k pas
mera 1 beta hy abhe lata hon.
Ghar aya to 2 bache nhi thy pocha kahan hy?
wife! jisky thy wo lygya... =P ;->
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A MAN''s Sad Story:
Yesterday was my Birthday
My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids
I went to Work & my friends Didnt,
I went to my cabin
My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss
I felt Special
Than I was invited to Her Flat
She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?
I said:
OK
She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,
Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,
& I was Waiting for her
Sitting on the couch
.
.
NAKED
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Here Gr8 Challenge!
Tll me your any newly maried realative(Male).. i will tll his wife name...
its working jst try it
Jst send your male realative name at 03343004071... i will tll u his wife name
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