Search Results for 'Khat'
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
166 chars (2 sms)
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha "PAppu" , , ,
Kambakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;->
134 chars (1 sms)
Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"
Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"
Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->
336 chars (3 sms)
"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?
Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn
Aur
Duusra Khushio''''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->
143 chars (1 sms)
Ab to 100 Percent Khatam ho jaye gay Aishiqi k,
"AmRaAaAZ"
SunA hai DavAt-e-ISLAMI main JA raha hai NAWAZ..:-)
119 chars (1 sms)
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?
Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
143 chars (1 sms)
Kab "TOOT" jaye,
"MOBILE" he to hai!
Kab "BADAL"jaye,
"SIM" he to hai!
Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.
Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy.
Film khatum howi to kahnay lagay.
Le das ay ki film hoi?
Film khatum ho gai per,
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NARGIS NAI AYI...=P;->
183 chars (2 sms)
Tamam Muslimz Sy Appeal Hey
K Khuda K Liye
Walls,Iglo0,Sn0opy
Aur Om0re Ki Icecream Mat Khain
Q K.......
Dusr0n K0 Khatay Dkh Kr Mera B
Dil Kerta Hey 0r
Mera Gala Kharab Hey
185 chars (2 sms)
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"
Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
108 chars (1 sms)
ladki wale hame ais
Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye
Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho
Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho
Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,
kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai,
"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"
134 chars (1 sms)
Waisey tou un dono bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"
Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
paray... ;->
148 chars (1 sms)