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Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
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Din ko chain nahi,
raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lage kahi,
E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal..
yeh pyar nahi .....
Aajka 41 degree celcius temperature hai.
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Sardar joins army, given AK 47.
Hes puzzld.
Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
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kash dil ke ye hasrat poori ho gaye
ap miss cal do aur wo recive ho gaye
sub kuch bhula ker hum kerte rahe batain
hosh tab aye jab balance khatam ho gaye
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Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
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What is meant by ABCD
A Boy Can Do Every Thing For a Girl
and
DFEDCBA means..
Girl forgets Everything Done n Catches New Boy again:)
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Common dialouge after Examz And wedding Night:
" kaisa hua? , Acha hua? , per thora lamba tha
Thora choot gaya, Zara jaldi ho gaya , aata tha per theek se nai hua,"
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DONO EYES PE
DONO CHEEKS PE
DO BAR LIPS PE
EK BAR NECK PE
DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY
SONE SE PEHLE
-:D
LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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After engagement : Superman
After Marriage :
Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
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I want to meet u
i want to talk to u
i wnat to spend time wid u
i want to admire u
but this stupid gate keeper is saying
"The Zoo is closed"
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....
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Kii Kariyean Lokan da, Her gal nu log jhamela kehnde nay
jay sms na kariye ta kanjoos ,ta jay karaiye te vehla kahnday ne
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever
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Pyaare Dost Film MaiN kam akru Gaye??
RLL sirf itna hai k 1 larki apko 1 ghar main lay jai gi
or apko goli mar de gi.
Film ka nam hai " KuTAY KI MAUT "
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