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pathan went for interview
officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY'
pathan:night
officer:cool
pathan:warm
officer:ugly
pathanpichli
officer:I said ''UGLY''
pathan:I said ''PICHLI''
officer:Oh my god.
pathan:Oh my devil.
officer:Get out
Pathan:Come in
officer:U r rejected.
pathan:I m selected.
officer:keep quiet.
pathan:speak tight.
Officer:Go to hell
Pathan:come to paradise.
officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay.
pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay.
officer:police ko bhulao.
pathan:fauj ko bhulao.
officer:uffff
pathan:tuffff
officer:purrrr.
pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr.
kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.
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3 Signs to identify the teacher
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1. Stressed
2.Depressed
3. Still Well Dressed.;-)
87 chars (1 sms)
I was scared to touch you,
First time i touched you,
I was scared to kiss you,
First time i kiss you,
I was scared to love you,
But now that i love you,
I am scared to lose you!
183 chars (2 sms)
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
158 chars (1 sms)
New Friends
are like
POEM
but
Old Friends
are like
ALPHABETS
so
don’t Foget
the ALPHABETS
as these are
required to sing
a POEM.
127 chars (1 sms)
Top 3 universities rule:
1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping
2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow
3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent
168 chars (2 sms)
2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.
That is how to exercise your brain..!
299 chars (2 sms)
On a dark and moonless night
I sit and close my eyes, imagine
your face, your touch, your kiss,
and when I open my eyes, I see sparkling
and glittering stars around me .
How lucky I am to have you, my love!
I do not need any light to see
as you are my light.
I Love You.
278 chars (2 sms)
My mind stops when I think of you
It takes me in the palm of your arms
Despite the distance that separates us
It reminds me your sweet eyes
It takes me to your kisses
My heart can not forget
I think of your smile
That keeps me awake
But I’ll eventually fly
To our story its just beginning.
I Love You
310 chars (2 sms)
NiGHt iz longeR
dan day 4 dose
who
DREAM
&
day
iz longer
than
night 4 those
who make
their
DREAMS come true….
So Wish U
131 chars (1 sms)
Shadow of Yesterday Have Faded away,
Sun has reappeared It’s a brand new day.
Birds singing their song Loud and clear,
Announcing to the world A new day is here,
Sun appears in the east Has begun a new quest,
In the middle at noon And then sets in the west,
Wishing you contentment And peace along the way
Good morning to you And have a nice Day.
349 chars (3 sms)
Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of "GOOD MORNING" wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
168 chars (2 sms)
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
152 chars (1 sms)
When u do anything new, at 1st people laugh at u, then they challenge u, then they watch u succeed & then the wish they were u.
127 chars (1 sms)
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"
car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
495 chars (4 sms)