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Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
178 chars (2 sms)
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero....
144 chars (1 sms)
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!
143 chars (1 sms)
Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai
88 chars (1 sms)
i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
quen k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.
144 chars (1 sms)
Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
145 chars (1 sms)
3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.
186 chars (2 sms)
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
86 chars (1 sms)
Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.
69 chars (1 sms)
It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.
89 chars (1 sms)
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
66 chars (1 sms)
I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.
86 chars (1 sms)
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
110 chars (1 sms)
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
121 chars (1 sms)
Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
130 chars (1 sms)