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A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I''m already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.
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U r
''P'' ure
''I'' ntelligent
And
''G'' reat. . . . !
Said That Sarcastically . . .
Wanna Know What I Meant For Real. . . . ?
Read the Alphabets Enclosed In Inverted Commas
That''s From My Heart . . . .
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Agar Aap se koi kahe k
U r
"GOOD LOOKING"
"SMART"
Or
"GENIOUS"
"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna
February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?
170 chars (2 sms)
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo
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Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
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Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
137 chars (1 sms)
Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->
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Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam
tuuuuu nahi jayega!
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Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
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Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?
Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?
Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?
Nahi Na ! ! !
Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata
202 chars (2 sms)
Teri yAad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali.
Dekha kitni mohabbat hai puri nazam banali
Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majburi hogi
Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali............ ;->
321 chars (3 sms)
2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...
1 kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy...
S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon ChutiyA hy ye SAabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 Chutiye hAin..
1- Ye S.H.O jo ChutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..
2- MAin jo Chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..
3- Yeh ChutiyA jo ChutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->
478 chars (3 sms)
Gadho ki race ....
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FIRE..
msg baad me padh lena
B. . . .H. . . .A. . . .G. . . . . . .
warna trophy koi aur le jayega....
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Hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?
Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of
ZOO. We got all the animals except u
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I Like Grapes
Bcoz Its Boneless.
And I Like u
Bcoz...
u r Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Felt bad?
Cum''on yar,
Its just A
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Fact.
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