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Doctor: Konsa group hai apka?
Boy: Azaad parinday
Doctor: Abey blood group ka poch raha hu
Whatsapp ke aulaad ?? ??
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University se degree le kar to sabhi nikaltay hain
Baat to jab hai ke aap aik acha rishta le ker niklen ??
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She: Tum saray larky ek jaise q hote ho?
Me: Q ke hum makeup nai kerte ??
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Dad: Tere jitni facilities mujh mili hote
toh university mein top kar leta main
Grandpa: Coughs ?? ??
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She: kia kerte ho?
Me: CA
She: waooo !! Chartered Accountant
Me: Nai Pagli !! Complete araam ?? ??
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Kabi toot ke bikar jao tu humare pass
Chly ana, Humare ha welding ka kam tasli
Bakash kiya jata hai ?? ??
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Aik charsi bus mein chars pee raha tha
Sath wale seat per beth ker baba jee boly
Tum jahanm me ke rasty per ja rahe ho
Charsi bola oye beghaito rukho
Mein te gujranwala jana se ?? ??
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It is a matter of time when a jaan
Becomes jaanwar and a cutiee
Becomes a kutti ?? ??
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Thora Mukhtalif Hai Lekin
Itna Bhi Pechida Nahi Mizaj Hamara,,
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Jo Samajh Gaya To Pur-Khuloos Thehry,
Jo Na Samjha To Maghrur Thehry..!
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Beautiful dress can change the personality ...
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but
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Beautiful behavior can change your life ..
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Jab Tak Paisa Hai..
Tab Tak Duniya Puchti Hai Kaisa Hai...!
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Sad, But True..
Insan Bhi Bohat Ajeeb Makhlook Hai,,
Ye Janwar Ko Musibat Me Mubtla Dekh Ker
Bardasht Nahi Ker Sakta,,
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Lekin
Kisi Insan Ko Musibat Me Mubtla Dekh Ker
Khush hota Hai..!
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True Lines..
"Pehli Baar Hamesha Hum
Ghalat Logon Ko Pasand Ker Lete Hen,,
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Aur Jab Achay Log milty Hen To
Hum Aitbaar Kerna Chhor Chuky Hoty Hen.."
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Every Boy's Wish:
I'm Not A Prince, But My Life Partner
Should Be A Princess..!!
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Real Man Wish: My Life Partner
May Not Be A Princess,
But I Promise I'll Treat Her
Like A Princess.. :-)
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Don't say:
"My bad luck..!"
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Take the limits off and
dare to believe and say:
"Alhamdulillah, ALLAH has something better in store for me..!"
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