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Automatically Matlab

Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?

Praful : Hansa, Mein Batata Hu.

Dekho Jab Auto Me Jab Koi Ganji Baithi Ho To Use Kehte Hai

" AUTO ME TAKLI".

160 chars (1 sms)


TECHNOLOGY Matlab

Hansa: Praful TECHNOLOGY Matlab..?

Praful: Technology Hansa

Suno, Jab Hum Hiraben Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye The,

Tab Hiraben Mehmaano Se Kya Keh Rahi Thi...?

Hansa: Woh Logon Se Khaana Khaane Ko Keh Rahi Thi

Aur
Keh Rahi Thi...

Khaiye Nah..

Aapne Toh Kuch Liya Hi Nahi,

Lo Ji Khaiye...Take No, Lo Ji,

Take No, Lo Ji...Acccha Take-No-Lo-Ji . ..

366 chars (3 sms)


Praful Confuse Matlab

Hansa: Praful Confuse Matlab?

Praful: Confuse Hansaaaa

Jab Humaare Ghar Pe Light Chali Jaati Hai To Kudkud-Kumar Babuji Kya Kehte Hain?

Hansa: Ae Babuji To Kehte Hain Ki

"Lo Fuse Ud Gaya

Ab Fuse Theek Kaun Karega? Kaun Fuse Theek Karega?

Kaun Fuse.

Acchha Confuse...Achhaa Acchha Confuse

309 chars (2 sms)


Permit Matlab

Hansa: Praful... Permit Matlab??

Praful: Permit Hansaaaa

Wo Jalandhar Mein Mera Dost Rehta Hai Na,

Gurpreet.. Uski Biwi Ka Naam Kya Tha...?

Hansa: Gurpreet Ki Biwi..

Parmeet...


Acchha Parmeet... Permit!

223 chars (2 sms)


"Doctorate"

"Doctorate"

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate

385 chars (3 sms)


Hansa And Praful From Khichdi

Hansa And Praful From Khichdi

DECIDE

Hansa : Pradul "Decide" Matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa

Vo Casettee Player Mein Hum Casettee Nahi Dalte

Usme Hota Hai Na

"A Side"

"B Side"

To

"C-Side"

"D- Side" --->

"Decide"

246 chars (2 sms)


Praful Increase Matlab

Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?

Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!

Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?

Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,

Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!

In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .

Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .

353 chars (3 sms)


Alphabet

Alphabet

Hansa: Praful Alphabet Matlab

Praful: Alphabet Hansa,

Local Train Mein Safar Karte Hoye Maasi Jaise Hi Koi

Seat Khali Dekhti Hai To Wo Apni Beti Alpha Se Kya Kehti Hai?

Hansa: Alpha Beth Seat Pe,Alpha Beth,


Acha Toh Yeh Alphabet

257 chars (2 sms)


Formality Matlab

Hansa: Praful, Formality Matlab?

Praful: Formality, Hansa!!

Praful: Formal Yaane Formal Kapde Aur Tea Maane Chaai,

Formal Kapde Pehen Kar Chai Peene Ko Formality Kehte Hain!!

184 chars (2 sms)


Asset

Asset

Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" Matlab ??

Praful : Asset Hansaaa . . .

Jab Hum Gaadi Mein Jaate Hai And Jab Gaadi Signal Par Rukti Hai. . .

Taab
Vo Bhikari Log Aa Kar Kya Bolte Hai . . .

"Aee Seth . . .Thoda Paisa Do Naa" . . .

"Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..

276 chars (2 sms)


Depend

Depend

Hansa : Yeh Depend Kya Hota Hai Prafful??


Prafful : Depend Hansa . . .

Wo Swimming Pool Mein Ek Taraf To Paani Kam Gehra
Hota Hai,

Aur Dusri Side Zyada Gehra... Deep-End.. Depend

200 chars (2 sms)


Tournament

Tournament

Hansa:- Ae He He Praful,

Tournament Matlab

Praful:- Tournament Hansa!!!

Ye Jo Tumne Jhumke Pehne Hain,

Gehne Pehne Hain
Inko English Me Kya Kehte Hain, Bolo Bolo!!

Hansa:- Aaa Han Han Tournament, (Hansa Khush)

Melisa:-(Chidh Kar)Are Use Tournament Nahi Ornament Kehte Hain

Hansa:- Are Kuchh Bhi Mat Bolll

Ek Jhhumka -- Ornament

Do Jhhumke -- Two Ornament "Tournament"

Ae Praful!! Ye Melisa Ko Bhi Babuji Ki Tarah Kuchh Bhi Nahi Ataa

477 chars (3 sms)


If i were to describe

If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what
a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they
both melted in each others arms...

162 chars (2 sms)


Love is sweet poison

Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved"s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

140 chars (1 sms)


Luv & Kush r

Luv & Kush r walking in village.
Luv falls into a well, y??
Coz luv is blind. Kush also jumps, y??
Coz luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega.

141 chars (1 sms)


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