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Sun ni Kuriye
Rangan Diye Puriye
Mein Tur Jawan ga
Mur ke nai aawan ga
Feer Pachtaen gi
Has ke Bulaen gi
Feer vi nai aawan ga
Uchay Aasman da
Taara ban jawan ga
Door Door Rawan ga
Te Tenu Tarfawan ga
(Preet)
221 chars (2 sms)
Rah de wich Khona Okha.
Apna ap lakona okha.
Enni wadh gaye wunya dari.
Kalleyan beh ke rona okha.
Dagh muhabbat wala bahu.
Lag javay ta dhona okha
163 chars (2 sms)
Tere dardan nal o pardesi,
kevain hodi he mulaqat na puchh,
Bund kamray di khamoshi wich kevain katday nay din raat na puchh,
Har roz musalsal hanjuan di ,kevain hondi he barsat na puchh,
Meda yar tu ap siyanaan aen, meda chehra perh halat na puchh.
259 chars (2 sms)
Tharki Crow...
Once there was a crow,
Pind vich renda c o,
1 din taali utay baitha c o,
1 chirri de pichy pey gya c o,
Chirri pyi c ro,
Chirri da aa gya c pio,
Chirri de pio ne kutya crow,
Crow sherminda gya c ho,
Hun chirri nu pain ji kainda c o,
MORAL:
Kuri to pehly dekho uda peyo... ;->
309 chars (2 sms)
Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98? A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.
93 chars (1 sms)
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
116 chars (1 sms)
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
89 chars (1 sms)
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena
113 chars (1 sms)
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS? A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD
64 chars (1 sms)
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
116 chars (1 sms)
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.
58 chars (1 sms)
Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??
( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )
Ans :
Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)
292 chars (2 sms)
Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???
Ans : GUSSA ..
121 chars (1 sms)
Q : EK Shakz Peeda (Born) Hova Japan main , Pala Bhara (growin) France main , Lekin Mara (Dead) Turkey main ????
Ans : Marhum ( LATE ) [ Itz funny but its true ]
165 chars (2 sms)
Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???
Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )
297 chars (2 sms)