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moraal

1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di, Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra, Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha, Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay. MORAL: mery sms gandy nahi hoty...

297 chars (2 sms)


cycle

Andheri raat thi Wo meray saath thi Mai uss kai upper tha Wo mere neechay thi Tauba tuaba…… Aray logon kya samjhe aap Wo meri cycle thi..

137 chars (1 sms)


maa

Phochta Hai Jab Koi K Duniya Mein Mohabbat Hai Kahan? . . Muskura Deta Hon Main Or Yaad Aa Jati Hy Maa…. . . . . . Ki . . Honay wali Bahao..

140 chars (1 sms)


funny

Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane, Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane, Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara, Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane..

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mery dil men

Mere dil mein aaj kya hai Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the. Aur iss dil mein marte dam tak rahenge. Are main tumhare nahi Apne Tricuspid, Mitral, Pulmonary aur A-V valves k baat kar raha hoon..

201 chars (2 sms)


aankhen

Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain, hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain, kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen, suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai..

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smile

Always smile ,you know why? B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! … Muskurao!…Kya Pata… Kal Daant ho na ho!… Keep smiling..

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jigar

Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver .. Nahi Samjhay????? Lo Urdu main Parho … Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai..

170 chars (2 sms)


raat

Hum raat ki tanhai mein, Aapki aawaz sunte hai, Chand se aapka jikar karte hai, Mat aao hamare khawabo mein, Hum bhoot-preeto se bahut darte hai..

146 chars (1 sms)


girls

Girls are never wrong.. Just sumtimes confused childish stubborn senseless emotional unchangeable crazy stupid idiot ‘n even Mad!! But, Never Wrong..

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please help

Please pass this msg to all friends n help me. I’m imdad Blood group (0-) urgently need 2 bottles…. Of fanta and coke with 1 large Pizza thanx..

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insult

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there. (>. .< ) "v" Mouse (@v@) ( "=" ) Owl o(o‚¿o)o (!)'(!) Monkey (@‚¿@) "(<>)” aaila ! Tum bhi..

142 chars (1 sms)


kundi

Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza band kar leta hai to yad rakho . . . . . . Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai…. tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag jao...

140 chars (1 sms)


life means

LIFE MEANS:- 6 frnds, 2 bikes but no petrol exam nite,6 duffers no notes. sitting on sea view , 6 smokers n only 1 cigrete! 1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai

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boys

BOYS Are the most busy generation in the world. On bike 1 hand on clutch 1 hand on accelerator. 1 leg on gear 1 leg on break. 1 ear on music 1 ear on mobile 1 eye on Road 1 eye on girl Nose on breath, Lips on cigrate All tensions 1 Time Phir b Log larko ko Farig kehte Hain… That’s Not fair…

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