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Language has a great impact:
Those who speak rude, can't sell honey,
but those who speak sweet can even sell chilies
116 chars (1 sms)
Jis insan ko gussa zayada aata hai wo insan piyar bhi utuna hi zayada karta hai
Becoz
If red is a danger showing colour then red is also the colour of love
155 chars (1 sms)
Hate has 4 letters' but so does love,
Enemies has 7, but so does friends,
Laying has 5, but so does truth,
Hurt has 5, but so does heal,
Negative has 8, but so does positive,,,
Transform every negative energy into an aura of positivity....
It's your perception that makes the difference in the way you feel be happy and make others happy
337 chars (3 sms)
Manzil jab ek hai to alag kyun hon rastay,
Mein sath lay k chalungs raqeeb ko apnay
84 chars (1 sms)
Kahin tum bhi na ban jana mazmiin kisi kitaab ka
....."Qanwal".....
LOg baray shoq say parthay hain kahaniyan be'wafaon ki
124 chars (1 sms)
"Teen Cheezain"
Insan ko tabah kar daiti hai,
1:- Hirs
2:- Hasad, aur
3:- Ghuroor
81 chars (1 sms)
Discovery consist of seeing what every one has seen, and
thinking what nobody had thought
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You may do to me what ever you wish to me but you shall not be able to touch my truth,
You may shed my blood and burn my body but you can't kill my spirit,
You may tie my hands with chains and feet with shackles and put me in dark prison but you can't enslave my thinking,
For it is as free as the breeze in the spacious sky
(Khalil Jibran)
343 chars (3 sms)
Ab samajh laitay hain meethy lafz ki karhawat
Hogaya hai zindagi ka tajurba thora bohot
88 chars (1 sms)
One who adopt patience,
will never be deprived of success though
it may take a long time to reach him.
104 chars (1 sms)
Always look for what's wrong before looking who's wrong.
Read it once again to keep your Relations safe and strong
116 chars (1 sms)
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)
Teacher shocked… :
216 chars (2 sms)
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
162 chars (2 sms)
Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
…
554 chars (4 sms)
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
220 chars (2 sms)