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Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->
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"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"
BUT...
Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->
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Teacher-What is the opposite of ''minimum''?
Sardar-MiniDad
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Sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".
So 1 Day His Friend''s Mother Died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''''Sory 2 Hear About da Death of Your M0ther LOL'''':-D
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SARDARJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.
He picks it up and
Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''
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Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!
4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo
Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
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1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->
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Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->
( -_-)
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Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai
Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?
Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->
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SANTA Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..
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Kyoki
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Us Film Ka Naam Tha.
" HOUSE FULL "
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1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"
"Wahayat"
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Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks
Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?
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Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.
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Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
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Sardar Friend Se:
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)
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Wen Im Dead
Ur Tears May Flow,
Bt I Wont Know,
Cry 4 Me Now, Instead..
Wen Im Dead,
Ull Send Flowers,
But I Wont See,
Send Dem Now, Instead..
Wen I M Dead,
Ull Say Words Of Praise,But I Wont Hear,
Praise Me Now, Instead..
Wen I M Dead,
U Ll 4get My Faults,
But I Wont Know,
4get Dem Now, INSTEAD...!
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