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Bruce Lee''s
Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why ?
Kha-Lee ... ;->
191 chars (2 sms)
"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...
1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane''n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare''n Gy
2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye''n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->
351 chars (3 sms)
pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"
bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
134 chars (1 sms)
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...
Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
137 chars (1 sms)
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
"kitna pyara bacha hai"?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
Tipz To Beat Da Summer
1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside
3-Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->
180 chars (2 sms)
Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali
Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali
O Mardood Zardari
Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari
154 chars (1 sms)
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..
Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
191 chars (2 sms)
Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn ....
,
,
Wah g Wah...
,
kiy kehna...
,
Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,
Sub Ne Kaha...!
Ooon Hooon .... ;->
195 chars (2 sms)
Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Papa Khana Kab Khaen Ge ?
Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan Aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr
Khana Khaen Ge
Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki Janib Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1TT Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->
262 chars (2 sms)
Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?
Pappu: Hazrat Adam!
Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?
Pappu: Pakistani..
Teacher: Woh kese?
Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..
Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
299 chars (2 sms)
Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,
Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,
Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,
Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,
Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,
Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,
Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr... =P ;->
289 chars (2 sms)
Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
03216307893
Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->
296 chars (2 sms)
Mubarak Ho Chief Justice Bahal Ho Gaya Aur Ab Pakistan Taraqi Kare Ga,
Atta,
Ghee,
Bijli,
Petrol,
Gas Free Milega.
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.
.
Tumhe Nhe Chief Justice Ko.. ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
"zardari k liye Mazmoon"
ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.
470 chars (3 sms)