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Dimag H To Jawab

Dimag H To Jawab Dena
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka
Kaun…

142 chars (1 sms)


Wo kia hai, jo har

Wo kia hai, jo har andha, beingha, Kana ,aur theek ankhoon wala sabhee dekhtey hein?






Mein bataon! Khawab

118 chars (1 sms)


Wo Konsi 3 Cheezain

Wo Konsi 3 Cheezain Hain

Jinhain Hamesha Soch

Samjh Kr Uthana Chahiye

Reply Must.

91 chars (1 sms)


Questions

Questions
Kon Sa Mosam Dil Ko Bahta Ha ?
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Apni Achi Aur Buri Aadat Batye ?
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Koi Film Jo Bar Bar Dekhi Ho ?
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Zindgi K Kin Dino Ma Wapis Jana Chahte Ho ?
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Subha Ka Aghaz Kis Tarah Karte Ho ?
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Zindagi Kub Buri Lagti Ha ?
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Kabi Najomi Ko Hath Dikhaya ?
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292 chars (2 sms)


Evaluation msg

Evaluation msg

1:Apko sbse zyada sms snd krne wale ka nam?

2:Apko apke msgs ka fast reply kon krta hai?

3:Apko preshan dekh k kon zyada preshan hota hy?

4:Apka ideal?

5.Apko gusa ks bat p ata hai?

6.ap k 4bst frnds k nam jin ko ap kabi nhi khona chahtay hon?
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2 ___
3 ___
4 ___

7:Apky dushman ka nam?

8:im urz?

10:ek khwahish jis k poora hone tk znda rhna chahte hai?

11:chahna acha lgta hai ya chahe jana?

Reply honestly and fast.

474 chars (3 sms)


Ye Fill Karo Abhi Plz

Ye Fill Karo Abhi Plz:

Q1. Agr Aap 1 Din k Liye mere 7 Ghomne Chalty to Kahan?
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Q2. Agr Aap Hamare Rishte ko Change Kar Sakte to Konsa Rishta Banate?
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Q3. Agr Aapko Chance Mile Mujhe koi 1 Sentence Kehne Ka to Aap Kya kehty?
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Q4. Agr Aapko Chance Mile meri koi Cheez Lene ka to Aap Kya Lete?
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Reply Fast.

340 chars (3 sms)


Apne kabi kisi khusrey

Apne kabi kisi khusrey ka janaza parha
dekha ya suna ho

Agar Nahin to khusray ki mayyat Kidher jati hi?
reply must

120 chars (1 sms)


RULES OF SUCCESS

RULES OF SUCCESS

1)Agar, Rona Chatay Ho Tu ALLAH K Azaab Ko Yad Kr K Ro,

2)Khana Chatay Ho Tu ALLAH Ka KhoF Khao,

3)Peena Chatay Ho Tu GUSSA Peo,

4)Pehanna Chatay Ho Tu Sharam-O-Haya Ka Libaas Pehno,

5)Intazar Chatay Ho Tu MOUT Ka Karo,

6)Khatam Karna Chatay Ho Tu NAFS Ki Khuwaish Ko Khatm Karo.../

318 chars (2 sms)


what has 5 eyes

what has 5 eyes but cananot see?




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3 blind mice

91 chars (1 sms)


Agar Aap Bus

Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa
Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,
Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.
To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.
Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.
Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai…
Janhit Mai Jaari!!!

285 chars (2 sms)


Agar Aapko Koi V Anjan

Agar Aapko Koi V Anjan PARCEL Mile To Kripiya Use Na Khole

Usme
BOMB
Ya



RAKHI
Ho Sakti He

Apki Jarasi Laprvahi Apko BHAI Bana Sakti He

151 chars (1 sms)


Woh kon si cheez

Woh kon si cheez hai jise agay se Allah ne banaya hai or pheche se Insaan ne.

it''s Challange 4 all

Tell me on my No.

124 chars (1 sms)


"RIdDLE Of thE NIte."

"RIdDLE Of thE NIte."

Q: Aik GOoNga apNI GirL fRieND Ko GaANa kIs taRAH sUNae ga?

RePLY MuST.. .

103 chars (1 sms)


Sardar Ki Maa

Sardar Ki Maa

Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se

Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga





Aur





Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se



Sardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi

Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear

Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.

261 chars (2 sms)


Santa: My Father Dug

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal

Banta: That''s Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

Santa: Yes, I Have.

Banta: My Dad Killed It.

142 chars (1 sms)


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