Search Results for 'Maa'
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:
Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?
Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,
TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.
Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''
203 chars (2 sms)
''1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:
Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )
Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.
( Chattakh )
Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.
( Chattakh )''
329 chars (3 sms)
''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.
Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.
Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi Ter''
161 chars (2 sms)
''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt
"FARAZ"
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Jab Usne Meri Taraf Dekha Aur Boli,
Excuse Me!
Ye Naak Wala Rumaal Aapka Hai? :-)''
165 chars (2 sms)
''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.
AAL IZ WELL.
AAL IZ WELL. :-)
218 chars (2 sms)
''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata
"Faraz"
Han mager uthne baithne k andaz badal jatay hain!''
106 chars (1 sms)
''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,
Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,
Duniya chor deinge
apko chorne k bad,
ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''
168 chars (2 sms)
''Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai...
Charsi: Te Theek Ay.....Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay.....? ;-) B-)''
137 chars (1 sms)
kyun duaein maang rahe the humari haar ki ! Indian bhaiyon ?
Yahi soch lete k Cup Sania k sasural mei he aa raha tha. . . ;->
132 chars (1 sms)
Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?
Any Guess?
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OK
I''ll Tell You...
MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
158 chars (1 sms)
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aaye.
Maar tujhe pade aur
kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.
150 chars (1 sms)
Aaj ek din aur jee lo
Aaj ek khuwaab aur dehk lo
Aaj ek Dua aur maang lo
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Aaj ek sms aur karlo
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kia pathaa...
kal balance ho na ho!!.....
156 chars (1 sms)
Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha
"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."
Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:
1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,
2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,
3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari
4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai
Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.
Mahina aaram se kat jayega."
443 chars (3 sms)
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
147 chars (1 sms)
Once a Lady was drinking COKE,
MACHAR falls in ,Lady takes it out.
Machar Says MAA!
Lady asks why did u cal me MAA?
Machar says" Main teri COKE se nika hoon"
162 chars (2 sms)