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mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,
jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
117 chars (1 sms)
mustafee ho gaya yaro mush,
na kar paya kuch b bush,
jan chootey hai aik aamar sey,
kyun na hon Pakistani khush
117 chars (1 sms)
mein shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,
"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha"
220 chars (2 sms)
Kuch din pehley tak mein apney mobile par alaram laga kar sota tha ta k subha prayer k liye uth jayoon laikin jab sey zardari nein sadarat k liye ummeedwari ka elan kiya hai light na honey kee waja sey mein Azan sey pehley hee uth jata hoon,
Farq to parta hai,
"Geo Zardari" tu ein nirri bemari
301 chars (2 sms)
Zardari ka naya slogan,
Jeet k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo
89 chars (1 sms)
yeh baat hum sab ko tasleem kar leni chahiye k kaheen na kaheen hum sab kee neeyat mein khot mojhood hai, agar aisa na ho Zardari(house of neeyat khot) president k liye apply kyun karey?
187 chars (2 sms)
P o l i t i c i a n ...
One Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections
And
Your Confidence After ... ;->
112 chars (1 sms)
Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad ...
Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad ....
Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay, gas, bijli ka bohran...
Quam, mulk, sub-gharak Nawaz, wakil paainda bad...
Benazir dunya say farar...
Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal ...
Khoon main ranga sara saal...
Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal..
Saya-e-America sar pe sawar
426 chars (3 sms)
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?
Pathan:
Pata nahi..?
Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?
Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
166 chars (2 sms)
Bush on 14-12-2008
Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"
Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say
291 chars (2 sms)
Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.
Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta
144 chars (1 sms)
Topona owaha, Chage owaha,
Gawandyano ta owaya,
Tole Duniya ta owaya,
Elaan oka, Ogadi ga,
Lotona warawa, masti oka,
Pa zan rabande ka,
chi ta ta la chaSMS oko.
167 chars (2 sms)
Sta da yadno so lumhe tere shwe,
Sta da ratlo hagha wade here shwe,
Ta che wayil za ba sparli k darzam,
Da sro golono wraze shpe tere shwe,
Sta intizar ke Mazhar naast wo gani,
Da khkolo khkolozqaafile tere shwey.
223 chars (2 sms)
Sta ada naz o nakhro ta lewane sho,
Maa we aqal zma pooh sal kalane sho.
Sta da zalfo balagano Khabar na om,
Zaka aqal me Khamar da Khazane sho.
Khafa ne she Khiyala waht sara kamege,
Da yaar meena mohabat keh sagane sho.
231 chars (2 sms)
Lag Raporta Ka "Chishman" Sharmega Ma,
Ma Ta Owaya "Janan" Sharmega Ma,
Ma Da Tola Dunya "prekhwa" Sta Da Para,
Os De Larey Ka "Zulfan" Sharmega Ma,
Charta Khyal Ke De "Raghaly" Yam Ka Na Yam,
Rata Owaya Pa "Ieman" Sharmega Ma,
Ka De Shak Zama Pa "Meena" Wi No Khair Dy,
Pa Ma Okra "Imtihan" Sharmega Ma.
318 chars (2 sms)