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Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS? A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD
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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
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Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.
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Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??
( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )
Ans :
Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)
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Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???
Ans : GUSSA ..
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Q : EK Shakz Peeda (Born) Hova Japan main , Pala Bhara (growin) France main , Lekin Mara (Dead) Turkey main ????
Ans : Marhum ( LATE ) [ Itz funny but its true ]
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Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???
Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )
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Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???
Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )
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Q : Chalnay (walking) Aur Doornay (runing) Main farak bataye ???
Ans : Jab Admi Chalta Hai Tu Pehle Earhi Uthata hai But jab Insan Dorta hAi tu Pehle Panja Rakhta HA
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Q : Woh Kon se question hai Jin ka jawab insaaan Haaan ( yes ) Main nahi de sakta ?? ager Yes Deta hai tu Woh Jhoot (Lie) Bolta hai ???
Ans : Kiya Ap Soo Rahe Hain ? Kiya Ap Murda (dead) Hain ?
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Q : Woh Kon si cheez hai jiss ko Zarorat ke waqt Pehnak detay hain , Oor jab aus ki zarorat nahi hoti tu utha kar rakh letay hain ???
Ans : Behri Jahaz Ka Langar ( Anchor )
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Q : Sana ne Without any reason train ki Zanjeer kehnch dii But ause koi Fine nahi Hova Kaise ????
Ans : Kyonke Train Station Pe Khari Hoi Thi LOLxx. Funny Answer :)
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Q : Duniya main Sab se Zyada Istemaal hone wali Sawari ka naaam Bataye ???
Ans 9 : LIFT Q : Duniya main Sab se Zyada Istemaal hone wali Sawari ka naaam Bataye ???
Ans 9 : LIFT
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Q : Yaara (11) Hazar , yaara soo (100) Yaara Ruppeeee .... Numbers main lekh kar dekhay ???
Ans : Most Interesting sawal hai ... ais mai Yaara (11) Hazar , yaara soo (100) Yaara Ruppeeee .... Numbers main lekh kar dekhay ???
tu aise lekhe jaye gaye --> 12111
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Q : Baadshah Akbar ke zamnay main Darayaye (river) ravi main zabardast Salab aya tha .. Lahore sheher ko zabardasht Nuksaan Pooncha Lekin baad shah Masjid jo Drayeaye Ravi ke pass hai woh nahi doobi bataye kyoon???
Ans : Badshah Akbar Ke Zamanay Mai Baadshahi Masjid Bani Hi Nahi Thi :)
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