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Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->
326 chars (3 sms)
Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??
Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
314 chars (2 sms)
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah
Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam
Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen
B Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?
Santa - "R-O-N-G"
Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!
Santa - That''s What
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->
149 chars (1 sms)
Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes
Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?
Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
142 chars (1 sms)
A man jumped into
sea and never came
out, 2nd man jumped
into sea the day after
& he also never come
out.
Sardar was watching
diz whole scene frm a
distance.
He concluded a result
frm hi observation
"Human Being Is
Soluble In Water" ;->
254 chars (2 sms)
Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
Sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
Sardar: Whn I Showd
Him Gun ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest
He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.
Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height
Nahi Badegi,
Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
152 chars (1 sms)
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?
Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.
Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
140 chars (1 sms)
Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
144 chars (1 sms)
Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy
Sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->
164 chars (2 sms)
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
144 chars (1 sms)
Sardar g Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse
Thief: There Is 1000
Rs In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50
Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->
163 chars (2 sms)
Sardar & Wife Waitin 4 Train.
Den A Train Comes PANJAB MAIL.
Sardar Jumped In2 D Train
& Shouted To Wife"
U Get In When PANJAB FEMALE Comes.!"
153 chars (1 sms)