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SANTA Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..
Q
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Kyoki
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Us Film Ka Naam Tha.
" HOUSE FULL "
142 chars (1 sms)
1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia
2nd:Wo Q?
1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"
"Wahayat"
169 chars (2 sms)
Intelligent Santa
All scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks
Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?
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Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.
149 chars (1 sms)
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
172 chars (2 sms)
Sardar in Fire Brigade:
Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.
Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)
199 chars (2 sms)
Sardar Friend Se:
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)
190 chars (2 sms)
Beginnings are scary.
Endings are usually sad,
but it’s the middle
that counts the most.
92 chars (1 sms)
itna udas shaam ka manzar kabhi na tha,
sooraj ke sath doob gaya mera dil bhi aaj...
86 chars (1 sms)
Itni jaldi daman chhod diya, Itni Jaldi vaada tod diya,Abhi to zindgi ki saanse he baki , aur aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya...
133 chars (1 sms)
Wen Im Dead
Ur Tears May Flow,
Bt I Wont Know,
Cry 4 Me Now, Instead..
Wen Im Dead,
Ull Send Flowers,
But I Wont See,
Send Dem Now, Instead..
Wen I M Dead,
Ull Say Words Of Praise,But I Wont Hear,
Praise Me Now, Instead..
Wen I M Dead,
U Ll 4get My Faults,
But I Wont Know,
4get Dem Now, INSTEAD...!
314 chars (2 sms)
qareeb maut khari hai zaraa thahar jao
qazaa se aankh lari hai zaraa thahar jao
thaki thaki si fazaayen bujhe bujhe taare
bari udaas ghari hai zaraa thahar jao
nahin ummeed ki ham aaj ki sahar dekhen
ye raat ham pe kari hai zaraa thahar jao
abhi na jao ke taaron kaa dil dharaktaa hai
tamaam raat pari hai zaraa thahar jao
phir is ke baad kabhi ham na tum ko rokenge
labon pe saans ari hai zaraa thahar jao
dam-e-firaaq mein ji bhar ke tum ko dekh to luun
ye faisale kii ghari hai zaraa thahar jao X
521 chars (4 sms)
chahat main...
qurbat ki khatir...
chura kar...
vasl lamhon ki raanai...
wo phair leta hai nigahain...
aur de jata hai...
lambi hilr ki saatain...
176 chars (2 sms)
Usey Kehna K Mere Marny Par Aansoo na bahay.....!
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K Mujhe Apni Mout Sy Ziada Usky Aanso ka dukh ho ga.
136 chars (1 sms)
Badalti rut ka ishara dekhte hain
Ab kaise ho ga guzara dekhte hain
Muhabbat ki yeh rasam bhi kitni ajeeb hai
Jaane wale palat kar dobara dekhte hain
Doobne waale doobne se zara pehle
Aik ummeed par kinara dekhte hain
Teri Khudaai se gilah hone lagta hai
Jab duniya men koi be-sahara dekhte hain
Kya muhabbat hamain bhi raas aaye gi
"Sajid"
Aao apna apna sitara dekhte hain.
403 chars (3 sms)
Tum
Abr-e-Guraizaan ho,
Main Sehra ki Maanind hoon,
Do Boond Jo Barso gay,
Be-kaar me Barso ge,
Hy Khushk bahot Matti,
Har Simt Bagoly hain,
Sehra k Bagolon se,
Uthtay huye Sholay hain,
Tum Khul K Agr Barso,
To Sehra me Gulistan ho,
Par Tum se Kahen kaisy.?
Tum
Abr-e-Guraizaan ho,
JAL THAL
Jo Agr kr do,
TANN MANN me Nami bhar do,
Hy Khushk boht Mati,
Puri jo Kami kar do,
Phir
Tum ko Bataaen ge,
Tum
Meri MUHABAT ho.
475 chars (3 sms)