Search Results for 'Maa'
Heer ranjhey sey: "Ranjhna hamarey pyar k dushman boht takatwar hein,wo hamein zinda naheen chordein ghey, aur meri to Ummeed b tootti ja rahee hai aur tum b kuch nahee kar rahe ho"
Ranjha: Heer fikar na kar mein apney saarey dushmanoon ko maar doon gha"
Heer ghussey mein, "Yuunhi baaith kar"
Haan heerey mein dua karoon gha aur tumhein pata hai k dua mein bardi takat hoti hai.
383 chars (3 sms)
Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.
Ma: Kahan The?
Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha ''Ma Ka Pyar''.
Ma: Ab Upar Jake 1 Aur Film Dekh...
''Baap Ki Maar''
151 chars (1 sms)
Q: Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon K Sath Ghoomay
Jaye To Bhala Kaum Aitraaz Kar Sakta Hai??
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A: Jawaan Betiyaan.
124 chars (1 sms)
1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab
Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K
Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K
Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari
Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi.
296 chars (2 sms)
mera number change ho ghaya hai.........
Bilkul bewaqoof ho tum, mobile naam show b ho raha hai aur tum maan ghaye,
kee banney gha tera
148 chars (1 sms)
Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K
Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen
RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai
Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?
MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .
Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana
Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,
Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti
Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,
To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .
367 chars (3 sms)
Teri Maa Ki
Mein Bohat Izat Krta Houn
97 chars (1 sms)
Girl: Janu Ki Tussi Mere Waastey Asmaan Tuun Chan
Tod K Leya Sakdey O ... ???
Boy : Haan Main Chan Lain Jawan Tey Tuu Pichoo''n
Nawa Chan Charhaya HoWay ... ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
SoMetiMes wEn u Crying,No1 seEs ur teArs;
wEn u r WorriEd, No1 seEs ur pAin;
wEn u r haPPy,No1 seEs Ur SmiLe
LeKiN
Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin
167 chars (2 sms)
Best Sms Of 1947
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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?
Kabhi Toh Thode
Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!
161 chars (2 sms)
Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna
Jo Naik Ho.
5 Waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.
Parda B Krti Ho.
Rozy B Rkhti Ho
Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri
Shadi Krwani Hy
Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba
Dil Khoobsurat Ghar
Zindagi Khoobsurat Safar
Dosti Khoosurat Rishta
Aur Aap
In Taman Cheezo''n Pe
Badnuma Daagh ...
Bura Maan Gaye
Aray Yaar Daagh Tou Ache Hote Hyn ... ;->
232 chars (2 sms)
Professional Lover''s:
Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din
Doctor:
Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?
Sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota
Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara
Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?
Maali:
Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain
Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho
Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)
454 chars (3 sms)
Aik Bad News..
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Aap Kabhi Maa/Baap Nahi Bun Sakte..
98 chars (1 sms)
Bus Driver Ki Seat K Piche Likha Tha.
Agar Khuda Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pahucha Dunga,
Agar Chuki Nazar To Maa Kasam Khuda Se Hi Mila Dunga.
147 chars (1 sms)